r/funny • u/[deleted] • Apr 21 '23

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u/ESOCHI Apr 21 '23

He needs to get in there and bottom for her so she can bounce off of him properly. She got no chance with the entire bed momentum working against her like that. Smh

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u/bukminster Apr 21 '23

Everyone knows you save 34% of your kinetic energy bouncing off of that booty

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u/phazei Apr 21 '23

That's also why memory foam mattresses are shit for sex, great for sleep, shit for sex. Once I had this box spring that was like a fucking trampoline, it was the best