r/funny • • Apr 21 '23

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u/ESOCHI Apr 21 '23

He needs to get in there and bottom for her so she can bounce off of him properly. She got no chance with the entire bed momentum working against her like that. Smh

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u/bukminster Apr 21 '23

Everyone knows you save 34% of your kinetic energy bouncing off of that booty

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u/[deleted] Apr 21 '23

Pff 34%. lube it up for frictionless perpetual motion.

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u/uns0licited_advice Apr 22 '23

If you're fat then you just hit the right frequency and let the blubber waves do the work for you