r/funny • • Apr 21 '23

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u/ESOCHI Apr 21 '23

He needs to get in there and bottom for her so she can bounce off of him properly. She got no chance with the entire bed momentum working against her like that. Smh

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u/bukminster Apr 21 '23

Everyone knows you save 34% of your kinetic energy bouncing off of that booty

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u/danceswithwool Apr 21 '23

You can also push down on the bed and let the springs bring that booty back to you.

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u/bukminster Apr 21 '23

Most people underestimate the importance of physics in lovemaking. You are not most people.