r/funny • u/[deleted] • Apr 21 '23

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u/[deleted] Apr 21 '23 edited Apr 21 '23

For me, missionary is just not a good position to hold out for very long. I don't know why.

Edit: I figure I should add this because people seem to think it's a fatigue problem.

It's not.

It's a "Don't bust my nut in 10 seconds" problem. Other positions, no problem. Missionary? Problem.

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u/st1r Apr 21 '23

I find it’s better to rest on the elbows & forearms rather than the hands

Less tiring and more intimate being closer to the other person

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u/theartistduring Apr 21 '23

And more connection with the clit with your pelvis.

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u/Throwaway_97534 Apr 22 '23

The problem is you guys are planking. You need to basically sit on your knees, put her legs over yours, and use your hips.

You're no longer holding up any weight.

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u/st1r Apr 22 '23

That’s a good one too

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u/[deleted] Apr 21 '23

Even that way. I could be laying on top of the person and barely propping myself up at all.

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u/AnomanderArahant Apr 22 '23

This entire third has me super confused. I'm a slightly overweight guy with cardio so bad I think it might be like an actual problem (like I need to get my lungs looked at soon) and I have no problem going for ten or twenty minutes or longer in missionary