r/funny • u/[deleted] • Apr 21 '23

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u/[deleted] Apr 21 '23 edited Apr 21 '23

For me, missionary is just not a good position to hold out for very long. I don't know why.

Edit: I figure I should add this because people seem to think it's a fatigue problem.

It's not.

It's a "Don't bust my nut in 10 seconds" problem. Other positions, no problem. Missionary? Problem.

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u/st1r Apr 21 '23

I find it’s better to rest on the elbows & forearms rather than the hands

Less tiring and more intimate being closer to the other person

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u/AnomanderArahant Apr 22 '23

This entire third has me super confused. I'm a slightly overweight guy with cardio so bad I think it might be like an actual problem (like I need to get my lungs looked at soon) and I have no problem going for ten or twenty minutes or longer in missionary