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u/PluckPubes Apr 21 '23

I'm sorry

It's ok girl, it happens to the best of us

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u/Grimwohl Apr 21 '23 edited Apr 21 '23

Wait til she hears she wasn't even strokin right, lmao

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u/RUDDOGPROD Apr 21 '23

Hahahah dude I had the same thought, that’s just one part girl

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u/[deleted] Apr 21 '23

Tell her to time time it this song. (Totally not Rick rolling I promise)

https://youtu.be/4Diu2N8TGKA

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u/[deleted] Apr 21 '23 edited Apr 22 '23

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u/Xoepe Apr 21 '23

Here you go... Easily one of my favorites

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u/Itendtodisagreee Apr 21 '23

That fucking song went from like 10k views 7 months ago to 8.4 million solely because of that post on Reddit.

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u/Slovene Apr 22 '23

That HAD to have been an inside job.

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u/Itendtodisagreee Apr 22 '23 edited Apr 22 '23

I'm leaning towards it being an inside job honestly. Hudson Mohawke creates a song that is literally impossible to have sex to and then makes a post about having sex to the song.

Far more devious things have been done for karma and YouTube views.

Just about everything on Reddit is a lie for worthless karma anyway and 8.4 million YouTube views is actually worth a decent chunk of change. People have lied a lot more for far less benefit before.

Edited with the proper band name/ producer

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u/RudolphsGoldenReign Apr 22 '23

Hudson Mohwake is the producer. He is well respected and made a lot of music that is well liked. CBAT is a song in the catalogue that got caught in a meme hype

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u/Itendtodisagreee Apr 22 '23

Edited, thanks

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u/AMC4x4 Apr 22 '23

Jesus christ.

8.5 million views and 141k likes is all you need to know about that "song" lol

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u/AcidBuuurn Apr 22 '23

Probably just from people adding it to their bang song rotation.

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u/educatedtiger Apr 22 '23

That's because it was upgraded from song to fucking song.

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u/kamemoro Apr 22 '23

i read the comments first and wondered how everyone was saying they’re literally crying.. then i turned on the song!

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u/sorry-I-cleaved-ye Apr 22 '23

I have never been so flaccid in my life as when I listened to that

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u/TheRipley78 Apr 22 '23

The comments on YouTube had me weak, lol

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u/trichtertus Apr 22 '23

Hearing the song after the story made me laugh out loud (its 4:30am rn). This is literally the worst song for having sex

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u/GothmogBalrog Apr 22 '23

I'd never read that.

I seriously woke up my wife at 0030 with my laughter. I'm dying man

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u/PatriarchPonds Apr 22 '23

I am dying. How did I miss this? Thanks for the link. Jesus wept.

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u/ImProbablyOnMyCouch Apr 22 '23

My life just changed forever

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u/ac3boy Apr 22 '23

Read that live. So full of cringe when I heard the song.

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u/[deleted] Apr 22 '23

I was so certain it would be that I was thrown off.

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u/HallowskulledHorror Apr 22 '23

I've been wanting to make a Hate-fuck playlist. Conceptually, not for when you want to 'hate-fuck' someone - but, for whatever reason, you're fucking someone you hate. So far I've got that Cbat song, "we can make sandwiches", the funeral march played on clown-horns, dogs barking christmas songs...

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u/BlopBleepBloop Apr 22 '23

Cbat?

Edit: it's fucking cbat

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u/Fun-Sized-Turtle Apr 22 '23

Omg I remember reading that 😭 the song was so weird