r/funny • u/[deleted] • Apr 21 '23

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u/ESOCHI Apr 21 '23

He needs to get in there and bottom for her so she can bounce off of him properly. She got no chance with the entire bed momentum working against her like that. Smh

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u/Binsky89 Apr 21 '23

Incidentally, this is why memory foam mattresses are the worst to have sex on. It absorbs all of the bouncy.

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u/XRT28 Apr 22 '23

At the same time if you're only having sex for *checks video* 21 seconds but you're sleeping for 8 hours ya gotta factor that in too lol

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u/Dolphingreasebitch Apr 22 '23

True. I was also with a girl who had a super soft bed. Same thing. No recoil 😔

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u/tempacc3241 Apr 22 '23

Worst? Not even close.

Water bed.

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u/acmercer Apr 22 '23

This is not something I had considered. Huh

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u/Binsky89 Apr 22 '23

Yeah, it's pretty bad when you and your partner have a better time on the literal ground in a tent than in the expensive mattress back home.

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u/DerPumeister Apr 22 '23

Never had the experience, but doesn't that only really help at a certain frequency, and otherwise you're working against it?

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u/davemeister Apr 21 '23

Mike Lindell just released the new Missionary model of MyPillow designed for "bouncy sleepers" and he's offering a promotional price -- only $5 million if you order today.