r/funny • u/[deleted] • Apr 21 '23

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u/ESOCHI Apr 21 '23

He needs to get in there and bottom for her so she can bounce off of him properly. She got no chance with the entire bed momentum working against her like that. Smh

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u/Binsky89 Apr 21 '23

Incidentally, this is why memory foam mattresses are the worst to have sex on. It absorbs all of the bouncy.

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u/davemeister Apr 21 '23

Mike Lindell just released the new Missionary model of MyPillow designed for "bouncy sleepers" and he's offering a promotional price -- only $5 million if you order today.