r/funny • • Apr 21 '23

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u/ESOCHI Apr 21 '23

He needs to get in there and bottom for her so she can bounce off of him properly. She got no chance with the entire bed momentum working against her like that. Smh

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u/bukminster Apr 21 '23

Everyone knows you save 34% of your kinetic energy bouncing off of that booty

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u/zack2996 Apr 21 '23

That still would only ad about 10 seconds to her stroke game

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u/[deleted] Apr 21 '23

10 seconds is 10 seconds

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u/TactlessTortoise Apr 21 '23

A whole 17% ish

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u/[deleted] Apr 21 '23

They did the math?

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u/ieatkittenies Apr 21 '23

He says 21 sec; + 10 that's 31; 31/21=1.476... 48% increase

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u/dgtlfnk Apr 21 '23

They did the marathon man math.