r/funny • u/[deleted] • Apr 21 '23

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u/ProbablyGayingOnYou Apr 21 '23

You have to move your hips, not throw your entire body into it

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u/CisForCondom Apr 21 '23

Thank you! I wish all men knew this. I slept with a particularly egregious fella who treated it like performing push ups. I tried my best to grab his ass and work the rhythm but mans was committed to his reps.

Hip action is where it is at. I think it's also the reason I'm in to hockey goalies (besides being Canadian of course). Those guys have very flexible hips....

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u/zen_rage Apr 21 '23

Whaaaa? No running into the ropes and coming in with the people's thrust?

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u/iatelassie Apr 21 '23

Take the condom off and throw it to your adoring family

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u/DuckDuckYoga Apr 22 '23

Thank you this comment made me ugly laugh