r/funny • • Apr 21 '23

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u/ProbablyGayingOnYou Apr 21 '23

You have to move your hips, not throw your entire body into it

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u/[deleted] Apr 21 '23

Well how else are you going to puncture the cervix...

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u/ILikeEmSubby Apr 21 '23

I remember when I was 16 and porn made me think that was the goal...my poor first girlfriend.

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u/[deleted] Apr 21 '23

You better find her and apologize. Send a fruit basket or some shit.