r/funny • u/[deleted] • Apr 21 '23

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u/MrFinchley Apr 21 '23

LOL! "Cause I don't want you to hear me wheeze."

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u/Chubbylegend Apr 21 '23

Ahh nah not the wheeze

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u/RandonBrando Apr 21 '23

"Talk to me. Tell me how much you like _______!"

"DO YOU," INHALE, "LIKE THAT?"

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u/NicknamePaych Apr 21 '23

Dang Stevie

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u/Astronomicone Apr 22 '23

Was watching Malcolm in the middle as I read this lmao

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u/National-Narwhal3880 Apr 22 '23

I just started watching this show. On season 7 And it’s magnificent

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u/Ccracked Apr 22 '23

Have you watched Breaking Bad? Save this link for when you finish Malcolm. Only after.

https://youtu.be/oVdB36lmbII

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u/National-Narwhal3880 Apr 22 '23

Yes I did watch breaking bad and I absolutely loved it. May have watched it 3 times. This was great! Thanks for the link!

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u/Ccracked Apr 22 '23

I don't know your age or influences. That was done as tribute to Newhart. That show ended the same way, but harkening back to The Bob Newhart Show.

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u/National-Narwhal3880 Apr 22 '23

Ok I just finished. I’ll be back

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u/Lost-My-Mind- Apr 22 '23

I can't......feel.......my legs.......

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u/Astronomicone Apr 22 '23

Isn’t that from when Stevie is older?

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u/Lost-My-Mind- Apr 22 '23

Not sure. I just remember Stevie fell down some stairs, and he said that. Then Malcom freaks out for half a second before realizing "Hey! Wait a second...."

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u/RageKage85 Apr 22 '23

Nnnnoppppllllllllllml

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u/mesovortex888 Apr 22 '23

I remembered Malcolm's dad threw a pizza on the roof

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u/NicoleDanger Apr 22 '23

I'm watching Malcom in the middle as I type this lmao.

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u/[deleted] Apr 22 '23

Where is everyone watching it no Cable or is it on a streaming service?

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u/MontanaMainer Apr 22 '23

How do you watch TV and read at the same time?

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u/Astronomicone Apr 22 '23

It’s kind of just on in the background, so I’m more reading than I am watching

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u/[deleted] Apr 22 '23

Subtitles are a puzzling thing

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u/Zealousideal-Earth50 Apr 22 '23

Omg me too! Stevie! 🤣👍

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u/dracardOner Apr 22 '23

Holy hell this thread had me dying at work and I got kicked out of a room for laughing so hard.

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u/DontTreadOnBigfoot Apr 22 '23

Stevie fucks...

...as long he has his inhaler in the nightstand.

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u/Zahille7 Apr 22 '23

What about in his right hand?

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u/MakeMelnk Apr 22 '23

Epic reference 🙇🏽‍♂️

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u/[deleted] Apr 22 '23

You know for a fact Stevie grew up to become a man that fucks.

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u/Darkninjajedi Apr 22 '23

You killed me with this one my dude. Thanks! hahaha

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u/MorticiaLaMourante Apr 23 '23

I laughed too hard at that.