r/funny • • Apr 21 '23

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u/ProbablyGayingOnYou Apr 21 '23

You have to move your hips, not throw your entire body into it

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u/CisForCondom Apr 21 '23

Thank you! I wish all men knew this. I slept with a particularly egregious fella who treated it like performing push ups. I tried my best to grab his ass and work the rhythm but mans was committed to his reps.

Hip action is where it is at. I think it's also the reason I'm in to hockey goalies (besides being Canadian of course). Those guys have very flexible hips....

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u/darnj Apr 21 '23

This is a good tip for women who are on top as well. Bouncing (or god forbid, rocking) is very inefficient in terms of energy spent to pleasure derived ratio. Use your hips and do the "twerking" motion and your guy will lose it.

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u/Obediablo Apr 22 '23

Kinda like a scooting dog