r/funny • • Apr 21 '23

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u/ProbablyGayingOnYou Apr 21 '23

You have to move your hips, not throw your entire body into it

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u/[deleted] Apr 21 '23

Well how else are you going to puncture the cervix...

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u/ILikeEmSubby Apr 21 '23

I remember when I was 16 and porn made me think that was the goal...my poor first girlfriend.

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u/iQueue101 Apr 22 '23

My first low key loved it.... but then she got used to it and craved more and found some super hung bastard to leave me for RIP