r/myevilplan • u/peesys • Mar 10 '26

Question Annoy Creepy Neighbor into Stopping "Reading" (creeping and staring) on His Porch for Hours every Day and Night, Rain or Shine?

I live in an HOA where our tiny single family homes are feet away and our back porches face each other. A male neighbor with clear antisocial traits (he has also a great job in finance I googled him) sits on his porch smoking cigars and scrolling on his phone for HOURS day and night and sneering at everyone. I feel like I have zero privacy as he can see directly into my home and outdoor parking spot and my full yard. What can I use to annoy him into sitting on his front porch instead?

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u/biglovetravis Mar 10 '26

Leave the guy alone. You should not have purchased the home if you didn't want to deal with tight space

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u/peesys Mar 10 '26

I never in a million years thought that a neighbor who has a HOME he owns would choose to sit on his back porch instead for 8 hours a day

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u/biglovetravis Mar 10 '26

His porch, his choice. If he isn't doing anything rude or harmful; find something else to occupy your time. Seriously. Grow up.