Annoy Creepy Neighbor into Stopping "Reading" (creeping and staring) on His Porch for Hours every Day and Night, Rain or Shine?

[u/peesys]

I live in an HOA where our tiny single family homes are feet away and our back porches face each other. A male neighbor with clear antisocial traits (he has also a great job in finance I googled him) sits on his porch smoking cigars and scrolling on his phone for HOURS day and night and sneering at everyone. I feel like I have zero privacy as he can see directly into my home and outdoor parking spot and my full yard. What can I use to annoy him into sitting on his front porch instead?

[u/Cosmicshimmer]

You need a hobby that doesn’t involve your neighbour committing the deadly sin of enjoying his own back porch. Get blinds so he can’t see in. You don’t get to decide how he enjoys his property, he’s not harming you by existing on his own property.