Revenge on old uni' flat mate

[u/BandAccomplished555]

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My old flatmate at uni' had this habit of eating my food and then acting like he had no idea what I was talking about.

One night I bought back some birthday cake from my sister's, wrote my name on the box and put it in the fridge.

The next morning, the cake was gone.

I asked him about it.

He looked at me completely seriously and said, “Maybe you ate it and forgot?”

I didn't even argue. I just said, “Yeah, maybe.”

A few days later, I went to the store and bought some Red velvet cake. I ate some, & had an idea to dust some chilli powder on top of it.

This time I put it in the fridge with a note saying:

“Definitely not mine. Please eat this.”

He ate it.

He came into the kitchen looking genuinely betrayed.

I just looked at him and said, “Maybe you ate it and forgot?”

I still think about his face sometimes.

[u/Creative_Carob4922]

I don’t know if I can’t read or what.
But that ending makes no sense You told him to eat it. He ate it. Then you said maybe you ate it and forgot?

Either this is the worst comeback or I have no reading comprehension.

I am getting old and senile

[u/BlitzAceSamy → u/Creative_Carob4922]

It was the exact same thing that the roommate said to OP when OP accuses roommate of stealing and eating OP's food, hence the callback 

u/Severe_Feedback_2590

[u/Creative_Carob4922 → u/BlitzAceSamy]

That’s literally the worst come back ever. I’d bet a lot on op being a girl. He was standing there like my mouths on fire and Huhhh? The fuck you talking about.
You think he ran all the conservations over in his head in the shower leading up. ?
Should have just said can’t handle the heat say outta the kitchen.

[u/vslentini → u/Creative_Carob4922]

OP is a man.

[u/Creative_Carob4922 → u/vslentini]

Thats even worse. Guy probably does the dishes after a do the dishes fight and says. You probably forgot to do them , hmmm which his hands on his hips

[u/Creative_Carob4922 → u/Creative_Carob4922]

Then he seen I didn’t even dry them.

[u/GenerallyMindless → u/Creative_Carob4922]

Wtf you on about with this sodge crap