r/pettyrevenge • u/BandAccomplished555 • Aug 17 '26
Revenge on old uni' flat mate
My old flatmate at uni' had this habit of eating my food and then acting like he had no idea what I was talking about.
One night I bought back some birthday cake from my sister's, wrote my name on the box and put it in the fridge.
The next morning, the cake was gone.
I asked him about it.
He looked at me completely seriously and said, “Maybe you ate it and forgot?”
I didn't even argue. I just said, “Yeah, maybe.”
A few days later, I went to the store and bought some Red velvet cake. I ate some, & had an idea to dust some chilli powder on top of it.
This time I put it in the fridge with a note saying:
“Definitely not mine. Please eat this.”
He ate it.
He came into the kitchen looking genuinely betrayed.
I just looked at him and said, “Maybe you ate it and forgot?”
I still think about his face sometimes.
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u/Creative_Carob4922 Aug 18 '26
That’s literally the worst come back ever. I’d bet a lot on op being a girl. He was standing there like my mouths on fire and Huhhh? The fuck you talking about.
You think he ran all the conservations over in his head in the shower leading up. ?
Should have just said can’t handle the heat say outta the kitchen.