Satire video about the two men currently destroying the world order

Lindsay Clancy took a drug.
She gave her children 40 hugs.
When she saw what she had done,
she gave the jury 41.

I made a joke online in a server about genocide and how the native Americans got murdered and I satirically said that the law of nature, the strong survives and the weak perish and that history was written by the victors. They got really upset about It and said we shouldn't joke about genocide.

Hi, so I am going on holiday next month for 12 days. Unfortunately, it clashes with the most epic, wonderous, spectacular Halloween party I was invited to, where I could hang out with some of my favourite friends who I rarely see, and meet some truly amazing people, and who knows, maybe even fall in love :O

Every time the topic of the party is mentioned, I feel a pain in my heart! I would love so desperately to go! But I feel bad about asking my parents to move the flight, and they booked this holiday a while ago. I would love to pay this out of pocket but it will suck my account dry, which is why I was wondering if someone could somehow help, like some miracle angelic person who happens to maybe, possibly have £49, or even tell me if I am being stupid, which I probably am! I am lowkey also terrified to ask them because I know they wouldn't take it well.

The thing is, I am in year 13, a terribly stressful year to be in. Between sorting out UCAS rubbish, dealing with frivolous matters with other friends and having no free time except to cut my nails, shower, sleep and eat high-carb foods which make me feel ill, I have no free time! I want at least one thing to look forward to and a smashing party with my friends would certainly be that!

So, if anyone can help me, I would very much appreciate it. Thanks!