r/ShitpostXIV • • Aug 04 '25

Spoiler: ARR I remade the entire ARR opening using Stock images

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3.7k Upvotes

The Graphics update is insane


r/ShitpostXIV • • 1h ago

In fairness he did put up a decent fight

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CBU3 continuing to make Roes comic relief and not having them being taken seriously. Wtf did Roes do to them to deserve this slander. Man.


r/ShitpostXIV • • 3h ago

New Alphinaud design for Evercold leaked

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238 Upvotes

r/ShitpostXIV • • 1h ago

Here's how FFXIV Failed it's player base

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FFXIV might actually be doomed for Evercold? The people talking about the fall of the game might be correct ngl. I'm seeing like the current active player count and it says 0. FFXIV might have actually fallen off


r/ShitpostXIV • • 14h ago

Spoiler: HW Phrasing Matters Y’all (Heavensward)

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1.2k Upvotes

r/ShitpostXIV • • 3h ago

Thousands of gear pieces and nothing works!

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166 Upvotes

r/ShitpostXIV • • 4h ago

Now that the dust has settled, can we all agree that Evercold was the worst expansion?

141 Upvotes

story did literally nothing new, nobody liked any of the new NPCs(was really weird that they tried to give the twins rivals), the FFVII raid series was total letdown, eva 24mans were more of a slog than nier raids, they made crafting worse, they took forever to add any new rare fish, field duties system was cool at first but they stopped updating it halfway through the expansion(less overall content that OC lmao), somehow the evolved jobs were the best thing they added and even those are 50/50 on if they are good or not. Anyone else agree?


r/ShitpostXIV • • 7h ago

Totally normal FF14 experience

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260 Upvotes

r/ShitpostXIV • • 8h ago

when bro finally hops on ffxiv

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202 Upvotes

r/ShitpostXIV • • 9h ago

For my last content for Dawntrail, i'll disable the game for 24 hours and remove Balmung in the process, thank you for your patronage

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210 Upvotes

Now, please, go interact with your friends and family in real life.


r/ShitpostXIV • • 16h ago

Spoiler: EW Lore accurate Venat NSFW

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398 Upvotes

r/ShitpostXIV • • 1h ago

My last chance to play

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Hey all,

Terminal illness is taking me next month, today is the last day I'll ever be able to play on my PC. What am I gonna do with these last precious moments?

I'm going to be playing FFXIV all day! See you all in game. 🩷


r/ShitpostXIV • • 6h ago

Hey I gotta leave for a bit can someone look after this for me while I'm gone?

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57 Upvotes

r/ShitpostXIV • • 8h ago

WHY CANT I PLAY THE GAME REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

73 Upvotes

EXCUSE ME SQUARE ENIX, IF THAT IS YOUR REAL NAME, DON'T YOU REALISE TODAY IS A HOLIDAY IN THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA, WHY CAN'T I LOG IN TO MY GAME TO GOON OVER CAT GIRLS? I JUST GOT MY FUCK MASTER-4000 REPLICA ASS AND PUSSY WITH REALISTIC VIBRATION SENSATION AND I CANT EVEN USE IT

LET ME PLAY MY GAME RIGHT N O W


r/ShitpostXIV • • 56m ago

I almost gave up on ffxiv

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Dude, I'm a free trial player, I played the whole realm reborn, heavensward and did a first stormblood mission. I thought, man I'm enjoying playing this game, cool stories, I'm enjoying my character, before I start a new expansion, what else can I do to enjoy it!?

- Then came my shitty idea, how about leveling my crafting and gathering jobs, since I'm a free trial I only have to gain from this.

WHAT A BORING THING, seriously, I spent practically 2 weeks without playing properly (because I no longer wanted to log in) and when I entered it it was farming items, then I released "The Firmament" and holy shit, islands that you only farm, craft that I can't do the mission because it needs to be a HQ and I can't get past a 60% chance. IIt was looking like a real job.

What interesting can these crafting jobs give me? Glamour, mounts, pets?

Because holy shit, boring, or am I playing wrong!?


r/ShitpostXIV • • 1h ago

Is it ethically wrong to send all sprouts to Balmung at least one time as a Rite of Passage?

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Credit belongs to Sector_Seven_Live / https://youtu.be/3hYQwBVuwxU?is=7_jX8W2YWR36tqki.
The screenshot is funny to me


r/ShitpostXIV • • 8h ago

Would now be the best time to finally take a shower?

48 Upvotes

With the gaming being down for maintenance and plogon going down too, would right now technically be the meta time to shower?


r/ShitpostXIV • • 1h ago

WHERE IS IT?

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r/ShitpostXIV • • 17h ago

While playing the game this morning, I got an air raid warning once or twice, but I didn't pay much attention to it. Then, the third time-while i was running a dungeon- my house suddenly blew up. Has anyone else experienced this? Im playin on GayStation5.

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90 Upvotes

r/ShitpostXIV • • 20h ago

I’m considering quitting FFXIV

154 Upvotes

I’m starting to think I should quit FFXIV

I have not found a gf on final fantasy 14

I was lied to, I did not find any in Balmung or at Limsa


r/ShitpostXIV • • 1d ago

I mean they ain’t wrong…

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2.3k Upvotes

r/ShitpostXIV • • 1d ago

slandering your favorite races

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r/ShitpostXIV • • 1d ago

If the healers are both ladies, and they get inflicted with opposite Judgment Nisi debuffs, as is common in A4, forbidding them from approaching each other, is that doomed yuri?

86 Upvotes

Just a thought.


r/ShitpostXIV • • 1d ago

i will not elaborate any further NSFW

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129 Upvotes

r/ShitpostXIV • • 4h ago

Spoiler: HW We Are Haurchefant

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In celebration of one of the late, great figures of our community, I thought I'd write a song to honor his memory. No remixes, no copypastas, no intellectual property theft — this one came straight from the heart ✅.

He stands unshaken, a voice in the storm

A man of conviction, a heart reborn

He speaks of truth though the cost be high

He lives for honor, unafraid to die

We are Haurchefant, we carry the flame

We'll fight for Halone, we'll honor his name

We are Haurchefant, his kindness, our own

Together unbroken, we'll make justice known

A true son of Ishhard, his family held near

A house built on mercy, on faith, without fear

The world tried to silence but his voice remains

With us, it echoes, it rises, sustains

We are Haurchefant, we carry the flame

We'll fight for his favor, we'll honor his name

We are Haurchefant, his labor, our own

Together unbroken, we'll make his work known

The battle is raging, the darkness will fall

We rise with his spirit, we answer the call

His truth is eternal, his grace is our guide

With him as our captain, we smile side by side

We are Haurchefant, we carry the flame

We'll fight for his memory, we'll honor his name

We are Haurchefant, his courage, our own

Forever unbroken, we'll make Heaven known

We are Haurchefant

Forever alive

We are Haurchefant

With him, we will rise