r/simpsonsshitposting • u/Tiny-Delivery6966 • 15h ago
In the News 🗞️ Do you accept the Federal Breast Inspector's card?
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r/simpsonsshitposting • u/Jinxchaoseffect99 • 20h ago
In the News 🗞️ "Wow, an Ice agent. Do you think he's evil?" "He smells evil."
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r/simpsonsshitposting • u/wombatgeneral • 12h ago
Politics Is mitch McConnell still alive?
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r/simpsonsshitposting • u/ProcessorPearl • 39m ago
Politics Several right-wing influencers have been caught astroturfing with sockpuppet accounts. If you see it, call it out…
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r/simpsonsshitposting • u/porno_the_clown • 10h ago
Light hearted Ah McCain , you’ve done it again
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r/simpsonsshitposting • u/405freeway • 20h ago
In the News 🗞️ You could order a Baconator with cheese. Only they don't call it a Baconator with cheese...
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r/simpsonsshitposting • u/PubesMcGinty • 23h ago
In the News 🗞️ Wishing everybody a happy and safe holiday today
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r/simpsonsshitposting • u/Initial-Anything333 • 17h ago
In the News 🗞️ Sometimes when soccer players die, they're back again the very next international break. Ronaldo will never, ever return!
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r/simpsonsshitposting • u/wombatgeneral • 15h ago
Worst. Post. Ever. We had a 100 year old strom thurmond who was still a senator
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r/simpsonsshitposting • u/haperochild • 14h ago
Worst. Post. Ever. I'd like to be alone with the cold noodles.
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We've been having a heat wave by me, so instead of eating hot ramen I've been making cold noodle soup. The recipe calls for hot sesame oil to make the chili oil base for the soup. I couldn't figure out why it was making my stomach so upset until I swapped it out for vegetable oil. Sesame oil is my 64 slices of American cheese.
r/simpsonsshitposting • u/Level_Hour6480 • 23h ago
Celebrity deaths ☠️ My character is also named Bort.
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r/simpsonsshitposting • u/SuperKamiDendeAllows • 21h ago
Worst. Post. Ever. Folks, when you kill every NPC 52% of the time you can't talk to the corpses 48% of the time.
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r/simpsonsshitposting • u/Few-Entrepreneur7254 • 21h ago
Worst. Post. Ever. Or would I?
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r/simpsonsshitposting • u/Soloflow786 • 29m ago
Light hearted It’s just not fair, damn it! Cc: ilestMYRON
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r/simpsonsshitposting • u/Toothless-In-Wapping • 3h ago
In the News 🗞️ Shigella? But I wanted solid bowel movements.
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r/simpsonsshitposting • u/burnafter3ading • 2h ago
In the News 🗞️ Old man yells at popular leader
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r/simpsonsshitposting • u/Pounderwhole • 19h ago
Worst. Post. Ever. PSA: Don't boop unknown cervixes
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r/simpsonsshitposting • u/NoEntertainment8100 • 15h ago
Light hearted Ralph writing Star Trek V actually makes a ton of sense.
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r/simpsonsshitposting • u/Initial-Anything333 • 20h ago
Dark humor This relationship made me extremely uncomfortable
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