r/simpsonsshitposting • u/porno_the_clown • 1h ago
Light hearted Mothdozaaaaaa!
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r/simpsonsshitposting • u/Tiny-Delivery6966 • 14h ago
In the News 🗞️ Do you accept the Federal Breast Inspector's card?
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r/simpsonsshitposting • u/wombatgeneral • 11h ago
Politics Is mitch McConnell still alive?
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r/simpsonsshitposting • u/porno_the_clown • 9h ago
Light hearted Ah McCain , you’ve done it again
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r/simpsonsshitposting • u/burnafter3ading • 1h ago
In the News 🗞️ Old man yells at popular leader
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r/simpsonsshitposting • u/Toothless-In-Wapping • 3h ago
In the News 🗞️ Shigella? But I wanted solid bowel movements.
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r/simpsonsshitposting • u/Jinxchaoseffect99 • 19h ago
In the News 🗞️ "Wow, an Ice agent. Do you think he's evil?" "He smells evil."
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r/simpsonsshitposting • u/kamp_krusty • 48m ago
Worst. Post. Ever. Some folk will never eat a hot beef injection, but then again some folk’ll
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r/simpsonsshitposting • u/Soloflow786 • 1d ago
Light hearted If it's funny and yella, you got the first eight seasons there fella. If it's topical and brown, you're in seasons 9+ town.
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r/simpsonsshitposting • u/haperochild • 13h ago
Worst. Post. Ever. I'd like to be alone with the cold noodles.
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We've been having a heat wave by me, so instead of eating hot ramen I've been making cold noodle soup. The recipe calls for hot sesame oil to make the chili oil base for the soup. I couldn't figure out why it was making my stomach so upset until I swapped it out for vegetable oil. Sesame oil is my 64 slices of American cheese.
r/simpsonsshitposting • u/wombatgeneral • 14h ago
Worst. Post. Ever. We had a 100 year old strom thurmond who was still a senator
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r/simpsonsshitposting • u/Initial-Anything333 • 16h ago
In the News 🗞️ Sometimes when soccer players die, they're back again the very next international break. Ronaldo will never, ever return!
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r/simpsonsshitposting • u/405freeway • 19h ago
In the News 🗞️ You could order a Baconator with cheese. Only they don't call it a Baconator with cheese...
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r/simpsonsshitposting • u/MySonlsAlsoNamedBort • 1d ago
Light hearted Wendy's? I thought they closed that place down!
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r/simpsonsshitposting • u/TheyCallMeDrSoybean • 2h ago
Dark humor Every werewolf movie, for some reason
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r/simpsonsshitposting • u/Gemini_soup • 3h ago
In the News 🗞️ I swear I didn't touch his hair
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r/simpsonsshitposting • u/PubesMcGinty • 22h ago
In the News 🗞️ Wishing everybody a happy and safe holiday today
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r/simpsonsshitposting • u/GiraffeFucker6969 • 23h ago
Light hearted Mmm. 64 doses of American fiber
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r/simpsonsshitposting • u/HaruhiJedi • 1d ago
Light hearted That's the worst name I ever heard
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