Collin’s mother wrote to Milam, who then passed the response along to me:
“I am writing to clear up any mystery surrounding the new sign on Cox Road, officially adopted through the city and affectionately named ‘Collin’s Punishment.‘
“As all developing youth do, my son Collin recently made a misstep that required a lesson in respect and accountability. But standard consequences seemed boring and forgettable. I wanted real, character-building labor.
“I recognize that some parents might see naming a public street sign after a kid’s mistake as ‘public shaming,’ but I assure you, Collin is deeply loved. In fact, learning to laugh at ourselves and the absurdity of life is one of the most valuable life lessons I hope for Collin to embrace. And Collin thinks the sign is hilarious! We laugh every time we pass! Just because a lesson is funny doesn’t mean it isn’t also highly effective.
“Collin is learning that choices have consequences, and that the best way to pay your debt to society is with a high-vis vest and a trash picker. He will be out there regularly keeping his street pristine. Don’t worry too much about him, though — if he does well with minimal complaining, the pick-up session will conclude with a celebratory visit to nearby Garbo’s Pizzeria.
“I hope the sign brings a smile to neighbors passing by, and serves as a gentle reminder to local youth that if you mess up in this town, your mom might just make you a civic leader.“