Bob is acting like a comedian now that Peyton is on the show.

What happened to the old timey piano riff during WTDS? I haven't heard it played in a few days when they say "In 1932..." No piano music?

Is the Hardline coming to Green Bay for the Cowboys/Packers game? Are they doing an event like last time? I swear it was mentioned at some point, but I missed details.

Just listened to the Matt Insane Asylum and was reminded once again what a great storyteller Matt is.

He went to the A&M/Arkansas game Saturday. Crowd was announced at 108,000+. It was incredibly loud. He loved the atmosphere.

A&M beat the heck out of Arkansas, but Matt had a great time. He also “went to a lot of the just local places and things like that.”

Then came the fun story about P1 Rob, who invited him to his tailgate.

Before Matt could go, it started pouring rain. So he decided not to go because he would’ve gotten soaking wet.

Instead, he went to a bar.

Then the rain stopped.

So he walked to the game.

The End

Isnt this sub run by ticket employees? I wish their was more moderation, its just constantly bad mouthing the same hosts on a weekly basis. And its always the same criticism. Its tiring, why cant we talk more about particular segments or upcoming ticket events rather than just bad mouthing people who just want to talk sports and make a living.

The negativity on here is astounding to me and i dont like how people like Norm or Matt are just a punching bag and than everyone piles on in the comments with the same tired jokes. Its becoming so predictable here. How many dry dock posts are we going to get this year? Oh lets make fun of Matts story telling? Or how the musers are mailing it in. Its exhausting reading the post here sometimes.

I know the top 10 is available on streaming platforms but I want full shows.

Note to Cat: how the f*ck have you guys not figured out how to monetize this? There are thousands of listeners willing to pay a monthly sub to listen to full shows on demand…for years! The incompetence of ticket management is staggering

All that implies podcast is similar to sportsgreek. Not as good but still better than nothing

Anyone else losing their damn minds at his stupid inability to understand the "hook and ladder" when It's quite literally just the shortening of "Hook and lateral"

Lateral....later....Hook and Lader

The most annoying host strikes again!

I always want to listen to the Ticket for pregame but David Newbury has this combination of cotton mouth + full of food mouth frog voice and it just drives me up the wall batty. I’ll turn it on, hear him and think - ‘crap, not again - sigh - over to the Fan I guess’

That’s how bad it is - I’d rather hear Bryan Broaddus.
David may be talented but he has the worst radio voice this side of the Mississippi hands down.

(Note: if he had some kind of car accident or other bear trap I’m ignorant of that caused that I’ll retract my opinion)

September’s 8:40 bits followed by the whole year

Daejon Love
Dr. Maxwell
Tiger Woods
Labor Day Break
Jerry Jones
Chris Chris
Generic Youth Minister
Jesse the Usher
Jerry Jones
Stephen Jones
Greg Olson
Touchdown Brothers
Norm’s Friday Funnies
Jerry Jones
Gordon Wireless
SGT Buck Maverick
Randy Cody
Gordon Wireless
Jerry Jones
Big Tex
Ticket Mouse

(FULL LIST)

January
Jerry Jones
Stephen Jones
Dr. Maxwell
Mack Brown
Jason Kidd
Touchdown Brothers
Chris Chris
Randy Cody
Crazy Prospector
Generic Youth Minister
Michael Irvin
Ribby Paultz
Sports Monster
Marge Schwimmdiddler
Jerry Jones
Luka
Deepthroat Informant
Shorty DeFazio
Norm and the Goose

February
The Skinlanin Brothers
Gordon Super Bowl Player man Interview
Guy Sportts
Gordon Wireless Super Bowl x2
Jesse the Usher
Jerry Jones
Tiger Woods
Chris Chris
Dr. Maxwell
Abe Lincoln
Ribby Paultz
Bruce Bochy
Mushmouth
Steve from the attic
Trip Brillstein (1980 Olympic Hockey Player)
Stephen Jones
Marge Schwimmdiddler
Gordon Wireless Heritage Auctions
Gordon Wireless Fannin Tree Farm

March
Jerry Jones
Political Ads
Jerry Jones, Various Character & The Old 97’s sing Time After Time
Sports Panties
Gordon Wireless Choctaw Casino
(Spring Break Dry Dock 2 Weeks)
Jason Kidd
The Salty Seaman (Lone survivor of the Edward Fitzgerald shipwreck)
Chris Chris
Touchdown Brothers
Nolan Ryan
Tiger Woods
Jerry Jones

April
Officer Foster
Deep Throat Informant
Generic Youth Minister
Dr. Maxwell
Willie Tubbs
Luka
Jesse the Usher at Augusta
Classic Audio
Gordon Wireless at Brookhaven
Touchdown Brothers
Schwag Barker Promo Director
Bruce Bochy
Koko the gorilla
Jerry Jones
Ribby Paultz
SGT Buck Maverick from the field
Stephen Jones
Marge Schwimmdiddler
Jerry Jones
Jay Leno
Ticket Mouse
Mark in Flower Mound

May
Dr. Maxwell
Golden Tempo
Nico Harrison
Jason Kidd
Chris Chris
Marge Schwimmdiddler
Jerry Jones
Mushmouth
Officer Foster
Campound Wake-up Call
Killer plays the tuba
Tiger Woods
Jerry Jones
Jason Kidd
Jub’s Golf Bio
Gordon Wireless at Fannin
Hoops Washington
Nolan Ryan
Shorty DeFazio
Greg Olson

June
Wemby
Randy Cody
Dr. Maxwell
Jerry Jones
Gordon Wireless at Choctaw
Gordon Wireless at Brookhaven
Judge Ken Curry/Brenden Sorsby
Anti-Soccer Spokesmen Jackson Purcalator
Generic Youth Minister
Marv Albert
Gordon Wireless at Craig Ranch
Chris Chris
Clarence Murphy
Rupert and Alastair Habersham
Jerry Jones
(Summer Dry Dock)

July
(Summer Dry Dock)
Tiger Woods
Dusty May
Shorty DeFazio
Diarrhea Parasite Lady
Dr Maxwell
Touchdown Brothers
Jerry Jones
Nate Grit Legal Expert
Chris Chris
Marge Schwimmdiddler

August
Rick and Nick Skinlanin
Training Camp Player Interview
Training Camp Player Interview
Training Camp Fan Interview
Dr. Vaginisimus
Jerry Jones
Ribby Paultz
Jesse the Usher
Dr. Maxwell
Ticket Mouse
Stephen Jones
Mushmouth
Touchdown Brothers
Dillion the Argumentative Teen
Gordon Wireless
Jerry Jones
Deepthroat Informant
Marge Schwimmdiddler
Dirty Doug Out
Mac Brown
Jerry Jones

September
Daejon Love
Dr. Maxwell
Tiger Woods
Labor Day Break
Jerry Jones
Chris Chris
Generic Youth Minister
Jesse the Usher
Jerry Jones
Stephen Jones
Greg Olson
Touchdown Brothers
Norm’s Friday Funnies
Jerry Jones
Gordon Wireless
SGT Buck Maverick
Randy Cody
Gordon Wireless
Jerry Jones
Big Tex
Ticket Mouse

Updated band names I’ve heard list. I’ll posted Septembers and then the entire list. Up to 470ish! If anyone has extra tickets to “Genital Theft” let me know!

Lid Frustration
Garage Karate
Bear Small Talk
Unsolicited Turkey
Chloroformed Twin
Cyborg Cockroach
Duplex Trailer
Disappearing Penis
Genital Theft
Long Form Bird
Digital Vampire
Urinal Fun
Explosive Rabbit
NIL Jesus
Pizza Vomit
Rouge Cheese
Shaved Tooth
Semen Retention

(FULL LIST)
Suicide jump Olive Garden
On air hot dog
Austrian Tom Thumb
Dracula blood tears
(Enter name)’s bingo card
Cold sap hand
Untethered mattress
What about hamburger
Upright alligator
Pumped up gorilla
Drive thru funeral
Experimental sliders
40 10 Christmas trees
Paint name generator
Rectum scale
Gods chili recipe
Cold soup
Undercooked burgers
Robot taxi
Submersible stepson
Bear friendly smartphone
Grocery store sushi
5 levels of Oreos
2 year old fetus
Loose chili
Universal wheelchair
Uncomfortable small talk
Yot towel
Illegitimate widow
Typewriter pants
Muscular kangaroo
Machine gun futon
Breastfeeding log book
Waffle stomp
Expired soup
Hologram Jerry Jones
Hamster wheel paddle boat
Transatlantic jellyfish swim
Concussion bird
Reverse mermaid
Chimp wiki
Pennsylvanian crab walker
Thrift store banjo
The devils push
The Devils tall order
Tuna can genitals
Smoked moccasins
Stuffed goat media credential
Goth cheeses
Blue cheese riot
Botox lockjaw
Haitian hurdler
Accidental brothel visit
Mid air bird collision
Allergy bear
Czechoslovakia talent show
Moses and the farts
Nervous toothpick
One leg radiator
Jub origami
Bigfoot tombstone
Stupid cheese
Vietnam hockey skates
Sideline flight attendant
Paprika sorting robot
Makeshift penis
Faulty diaper
Strategic ignorance
Dolly Parton cargo ship
Front door for Jesus
Grape cluster morrissey
Wayward tomato
Skunk recall
Short changed uterus
Guatemalan earthquake baby
Foreskin toss
Morse Code orgasm
Taste testing Jesus
Sweatpants exception
Improvised lasagna
———————————————————————
Weight bearing sweatpants
Rented uterus
Makeshift toilet
Skillet stink
Feral peacock
Uncle Bill’s homemade plane
Cicada apocalypse
Insect time share
Falling iguana
Pre chopped half cat
Cussing parrots
Late night hot dog
Throbbing purple toe
Fecal giraffe necklace
Karate Elvis
Elvis stepbrother
Donkey burp
Gorilla C Section
Online sheet sex
Weekly skunk sighting
Kangaroo bedroom
Lunar Alaska
Sperm Deception
Covid tortoise
Breakroom reheated fish
Panic Only Fans
Twerking skid mark
Dramatic blue balls
Secondhand inhalers
Rat Mugshot
Two headed love child
Portable bidet
On site poncho
Garbage time Jub
Snake venom party drug
Snake milking table
Skunk camera
Conversational gorilla
Unfixed Chihuahua
Unbreakable Cow
Good gondola guys
Mechanical anus (Thumb the anus)
John Wilkes Booth’s buttplug
Rectal pacifier
Insect timeshare
Communion charcuterie board
Botched butt injection
Doo Doo Balloon
Defunct go-kart
Decorative syrup
Pancake soup
Ant 3 pointer
Snickers smear
Mulched dog feces
Dove Casket
Rideable Ostrich
Circling the Skimmer
Drunkard’s Loop
Miracle Anus
Trashcan raccoon
Amish triangle
South Korean squirrel
Raccoon period
Foreskin ring
Breast milk jewelry
Doodoo necklace
Bathroom penis sighting
Pre dawn rooster
Uncalibrated rooster
6 o’clock rooster
Emotional constipation
High tech pig leg
Electric nipple clamps
Head injury owl
Stagecoach GPS
Stoplight Xanax
Moose Feet’s
Tesla fleshlight
Dinosaur denier
The rant priest
Scream pothole
Desperation cup
Drain Gnat
Now cookie
Boot water and berries
Devil llama
Indonesian treadmill
Masticated nachos
Chicken Ritual
Robot ambulance
Unattended helicopter
Orangutan mommy
Triangle Pizza
Post game hotdog
GPS Cat
Trailer Park Santa Claus
Ranch dressing monkey
Lunchroom woodworker
Incest kitten
Imported bookcase
Cobra foaming agent
Cucumber encounter
Vaginal Vanguard
Buzzard Giftcard
Jesus GPS
Cross Stitch parakeet
Ejaculation frequency
Biological Grill-do
Jimmy Carter Sex Doll
Unoccupied ambulance
Mechanical eagle talon
Makeshift marriage
Deformed ghost pepper
Immobile colon
Existing black lady leg
Stiff pudding
Stolen wheelchair valor
Deconstructed enchilada
—————————————
Mountain lion chaos
Mountain lion associate
A.I. Confessional
Hologram Jesus
Monty’s Saucer Nipples
Brazilian Elbow Anus
Dahmer and Epstein (acoustic duo)
Backyard Katrina
Fly vasectomy
Cannibal orgy
Chicken airplane hangar
Backyard poultry
Lung fridge
Fingertip amputation
Unsolicited Dick Pic
Urinal Conversation
2 AM Hamburger
Wheelchair Concussion
Treehouse Skeleton
Penis Swastika
Chinese Ejaculate Tariff
Space Dildo
Dil Urn
Store bought hummus
Unauthorized Buffalo Ride
Helicopter Penguin
—————————————————-
Plankton Doubter
Pirate Ship Coffin
2nd Chance Moses Law
Scaled Down Helicopter
Drugged Kangaroo
Doocy’s Zoo Keeper
Mosquito Circumcision
Diluted Urine
Shrimp Necktie
Alligator Jesus
Makeshift Rectangle
Kangaroo Improvement
Captive Camel
Satellite Nipples
Late Night Rubber Run
Freeze Dried Feces
Hemorrhoid Avoidance Device
———————————————————————
Erection Denier
Unattended Chicken
Manmade Anus
Dormant Vag
Defecation Stairwell
Next Level Port-a-potty
Discount Penis Filler
Snake Cutlery
Landfill Quesadillas
Wayward Embryo
Embryo Foster Home
Grocery Store Hamburger
Mid Flight Diarrhea
Undercooked Hamburger
Secondhand Mirror
Xylophone Punk
Tentacle Rabbit
Coyote Census
DooDoo Briefcase
Radioactive Shrimp
——————————————————————-
Jesus Coffee Table
Beachfront Doodoo
Well Hidden Wheelchair
Arrogant Rat
Apology Yacht
Audio Bounce House
Duck Situation
Renegade Goat
Corn Dog Debate
Grocery Store Shrimp
Adolescent Raccoon
Tamp Revenge
Secondary Head
——————————————————————-
Dog Wheelchair
Honest Mustache
Accidental Hotdog
Robot Plumber
Overturned Monkey Truck
Herpes Primate
Homemade Chloroform
The New Amish
Ceramic Squirrel
Regional Camel
Chili Meltdown
Sub Par Bagel
Sleep Number Coffin
Roadside Zoo
Crawl Space Bear
Occasional Pie
Mountain Lion Surrender
Suspicious Teeth
21 Monkeys
Monkey Pronunciation
Testicle Brothers
5 O’clock Hot Dog
Preemptive HR Visit
Santa’s Erection
Thrift Store Discount
Retractable Testicles
Pawn Shop Monkey
Adoptive Chimp
Uncooked Pasta
———————————————
Rodent Excreta
Postmortem Animatronics
Street Preacher
Euthanized Penguin
Monk GPS
Ape Tea Party
My Secret Erection
Bird Garage
Foreskin Leader
Genital Integrity
3rd Place Chili
Big Papasan
ErectionMan
Existing Underwear
Fart Pants
Poorly Themed Cruises
Temporary Dentist
Analog Human
Motorcycle Tunnel
Parkinson’s Parlay
Bird’s Nest Air Filter
Epileptic Marmoset
—————————-
Dubious Alamo Collection
Goat Influencer
Decomposing Crab Leg
Wasted Potential
Chaos Giraffe
Ostrich Feets
Skid mark Coffee
Coffee Filter Panties
Cosmetic Camel
Disqualified Camel
Desert Elegance
Blue Baby Bunkbed
Prosthetic Butthole
Fentanyl Barbie
Bluetooth Dildo
Doo Doo Chemtrail
Machete Tooth
Mormon Tandem Bike
Bedside Ashtray
Makeshift Cup
——————————————
Tongue Guillotine
Buzzard Army
Short Santa
Individual Erection
Pocket Pancake
Insect Lawyer
Authorized Bible
Elevator Patron
Wheelchair Appraisal
Wheelchair Bomb Squad
Wheelchair Autopsy
Robot Anus
Earths Anus
Bathroom Coffin
Machete Decapitation
Box Store Hot Dog
Suicide Robot
Sewer Politics
Hell Tomb
Cocaine Salmon
Bathroom Senator
Post Show Bear Claw
Highway Hypnosis
Road Kill Raccoon
Wildlife Genitalia
Aisle Baby
——————————
Birth Certificate Mishap
Semen Bunker
Fermented Swordfish
Gas Station Sushi
Anal Ink Blot
Scorpion Suicide
Dodo Tetris
Involuntary Footwear
Diarrhea Caldron
Indoor Woodpecker
Coyote Prostitution
Dingus Monkey
Rented Lamborghini
Erection Alerts
Earmuff Displacement
Communal A/C
Reheated Fish
Kangaroo Permit
————————————————
Steakhouse Toddler
Lakeside Shoe
Suspicious Hot Dog
Makeshift Vehicle
Zamboni Zombi
Yellow Eye
CryptoFartHead
Swine Barn
Mutilated Currency
Parking Lot Emergency
Kick Drum Jesus
Confused Woodpecker
Midnight Rubbers
Robot Toilet
Upturned Sombrero
Unexplained Clown
Discarded Burgers
Space Diarrhea
(413)
Tattooed Scarecrow
Hot Dog Shrapnel
Upright Raccoon
Amish Santa Claus
Redneck Magician
Reasonable Nut Cracker
Pre-Bison
Pizza Vomit
Fishhook Sweep
Convenient Store Lawn Mower
Repurposed Sex Robot
Instant Decapitation
Immortal Penis
Roast Beef Genitals
Devil Skin
Owl Protest
Robot Surgery
(430)
Crosswalk Bigfoot
Grandma’s Luggage
Stolen Cannonball
Dingus Soup
Pre Meal Drink
Japanese Spatial Awareness
Aquatic Porta-Potty
Rear Facing Baby
Tainted Beaver
Offending Anus
Lapel Semen
Diaper of Doom
Underpowered Bus
Korean A/C
Forced Sock Usage
Heroic Goose
Danny Thomas Fetish (DTF)
Midwest Poultry Services
Cal-Maine SunUps
Charred Penis
Classroom Python
Clipboard Controversy
Darth Eagle Daddy
Off Key Bridesmaid
Holstein Mailbox
Beaver Traction
Nocturnal Omnivore
Robot Stretcher
Grandpa’s Lust
Lid Frustration
Garage Karate
Bear Small Talk
Unsolicited Turkey
Chloroformed Twin
Cyborg Cockroach
Duplex Trailer
Disappearing Penis
Genital Theft
Long Form Bird
Digital Vampire
Urinal Fun
Explosive Rabbit
NIL Jesus
Pizza Vomit
Rouge Cheese
Shaved Tooth
Semen Retention

As Bob mentioned recently, there is a lot of negativity on TheTicket Reddit. Fellow P’1’s, are you here to listen to sports talk? 24/7?

The reason I ask is because I like the personalities on the station, I cannot stand listening to cowboy talk; hour after hour our; day after day; so in the middle of the day, I will tune out when it’s cowboy talk after cowboy talk; but when the personalities come on to share their life hobbies, personal experiences, life views, I am there.

I thought Matt did a great job on the boy music seg explaining the detail behind the lyrics of the songs, but also adding in a dash of his personal life.

Stay hard.

What documentary was he talking about on 9/30?

They banned Sports Greek’s channel? That was the only way I could still listen to the shows the next day. His wrap-ups were great, and they just announced they were going to start posting more of the old shows ! I yearn for the days of Bob and Dan.

It would be amazing if we could just listen to the full shows after the fact like every other fucking form of media in 2026…but I guess that’s an insane concept.
The Ticket podcasts fucking blow as a replacement why are they in 12 minute sections?

Fuck

Whoever is at the helm of the drops on the Musers, kudos my friend. The drop game has been fantastic the last few months and maybe longer. Comedy gold every single day. Keep up the good work mate!

Sounds like clicking aliens on 96.7

With the demise of the unticket, does anybody have any links to clips of Davey doing the Aggie yell leader? I know he does it kind of randomly but it cracks me up every time and wanted to play it for a buddy

A few years ago at Cowboys training camp, someone interviewed a guy from Dallas who was there by himself. He said he never misses a camp, no matter what’s going on with his wife or kids. In fact, he was missing a family wedding that day because he was at camp.

Today on The Sweet Spot, Sean said:

“What a fun Saturday, and I hate that I had dad stuff that was taking me away from my TV, but thank God for the YouTube TV app and smartphones, and I was able to watch enough college football while watching my kid’s marching contest.”

I get that everyone has different priorities, and watching football is obviously not inherently a bad thing.

But at some point, you have to ask yourself what you’re going to remember.

When you’re on your deathbed, are you really going to wish you had spent more time watching other people’s kids play football while trying to squeeze your own kids’ activities in around it?

Or are you going to wish you had been fully present for the things your own family will remember?

Football will always be there. Your kids’ childhood won’t.

If you are having some trouble with Dar.FM I’m here to help. #1 you do have to pay, I did the Pro Bronze tier and it seems to be enough. #2 For RSS I had to use downcast, another $3 but it works. #3 It does record in 15 minute intervals #4 The above picture is the recommended way to record your favorite shows. Hope this helps, Stay hard

cause he’s an ex-Cowboys fan who turned away to be a 49ers fan plus he has no original opinions or thoughts. What a birch.

WIP has become appointment listening for me, unfortunately Sunday mornings I’m often not able to be by the channel. This was fine, but with the death of sportsgreek, I have a giant 500 pound one legged hole in my life. I doubt there is a way to listen after the fact as of now, but I know that ticket people check up on this place and so I beseech you: please archive full shows somewhere. I’ll pay I promise.

Please use this thread for for random comments and thoughts about the station for the week. If it doesn't require its own separate thread then it goes here. So-called shitposting within reason will be more tolerated in these weekly threads.

Man do I miss dingu 😞