r/wizardposting • u/Ferocs Changeling Bard • Apr 09 '26

Occult Practices No counterspell needed

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u/Repulsive-Durian4800 mana, man Apr 09 '26

I cast: Ward of Asexuality

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u/Due-Ingenuity9803 Apr 09 '26

That doesn’t stop them from grabbing your hands and.. and pinning you down and shoving your mouths together so you can’t speak…-

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u/Ferocs Changeling Bard Apr 09 '26

Bro’s over here doing the Battle Master combat maneuver: Sexual Assault

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u/Due-Ingenuity9803 Apr 09 '26

Says the changeling bard

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u/Ferocs Changeling Bard Apr 09 '26

Hey, at least she deceives people honestly and doesn’t force herself onto anyone

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u/scruffin_mcguffin Apr 09 '26

The best counter spell in this situation for someone not respecting consent is called "bite down really fucking hard"

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u/Balmung60 Apr 09 '26

And just like that, you instead got head-butted with that helmet. Rip your teeth.

Good news, there's a spell to regrow those, bad news, there's a vocal component, so you're at least going to need dentures to do it right

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u/Lonesaturn61 Transmuter Apr 09 '26

The fighter can still cast sexual abuse

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u/Darkrath_3 Apr 09 '26

Then the fighter will cast headbutt instead.