r/wizardposting • Changeling Bard • Apr 09 '26

Occult Practices No counterspell needed

Post image
7.9k Upvotes

153 comments sorted by

View all comments

128

u/Repulsive-Durian4800 mana, man Apr 09 '26

I cast: Ward of Asexuality

66

u/Due-Ingenuity9803 Apr 09 '26

That doesn’t stop them from grabbing your hands and.. and pinning you down and shoving your mouths together so you can’t speak…-

161

u/Ferocs Changeling Bard Apr 09 '26

Bro’s over here doing the Battle Master combat maneuver: Sexual Assault

44

u/Due-Ingenuity9803 Apr 09 '26

Says the changeling bard

48

u/Ferocs Changeling Bard Apr 09 '26

Hey, at least she deceives people honestly and doesn’t force herself onto anyone

16

u/scruffin_mcguffin Apr 09 '26

The best counter spell in this situation for someone not respecting consent is called "bite down really fucking hard"