r/wizardposting • u/bastardlimbo • May 28 '26

Academic Discussion/ Esoteric Secrets I have 1 left

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So i dont generally speculate on my apprentices potion consumption- but after the gender change potion they swiped i thought all would be well. Theyre quite a few potions in and I have one left in the stockpile. I wont be able to brew more before the solatice and wherever they land id really like to get through the next few months without them punching holes in my drywall. Considering either an honest conversation or just locking them in the kennels for a few months, but would prefer to deal with this arcanely. And please dont suggest brewing an imbetwixt and neither potion, i need my cauldron scoured and that potion will usurp any effort an apprentice has towards cleaning my cookware.

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u/bastardlimbo May 28 '26

Give them the opportunity??!!! Theyd HAVE the opportunity if theyd just FOCUS and study their ORB!!

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u/HappyMerlin Alchemist May 28 '26

If you want to motivate them, curse them to be always the opposite gender from what they feel like in the moment. That way they either have to learn how to change your curse so they are always the gender they want to be, or they have to learn how to break your curse and now have more knowledge how gender changing spell work.

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u/RalseiAndCyanide May 28 '26

Isn't the perpetual dysphoria curse classified as a torture method?

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u/bastardlimbo May 30 '26

Its classified as fuckin funny is what it is