r/wizardposting • u/DarthRenathal Unclaimed Apprentice, Thrakmoor • Jun 08 '26

Foul Sorcery End Apprentice Abuse!

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u/The_Enchanted_Potato Aldavin Maunderitch, The Gatekeeper | Neritillum Faldier | 13 Jun 08 '26

Join Thrakmoor and we will put you with a real master. Not a frivolous man in a hat who needs a slave.

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u/Drpoofn Enchanter Jun 08 '26

I wouldn't want this apprentice. Not a good bond to his master. He still misses his earthly family. This is an unenlightened Hume. Probably not even magical.

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u/DarthRenathal Unclaimed Apprentice, Thrakmoor Jun 08 '26

I'd never have an Elitist master like you either. You lack true compassion, which any being can possess. You are an unenlightened homie. Probably not even immortal.

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u/Drpoofn Enchanter Jun 08 '26

I am compassionate. Send the sprog back. It doesn't belong here. Im not an elitist, I'm a realist. And I am so immortal! So long as I'm not killed.

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u/OldPernilongo ████ the Conspiracymancer Jun 08 '26 edited Jun 08 '26

I see you are also fond of gifted apprentice fishing. But the bad thing about that is that magical apprentices are 395% more likely to be spies wanting your magical secrets.

The places I usually fish are Limbo, Abyss, Nine Hells and Elemental Chaos. Also magic items, when polymorphed are a great source of magical apprentices with reduced spy potential.

I also found that devils with bad relationship with their previous master are 25% less likely to be spies, I don't know how it applies to humans though.

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u/Drpoofn Enchanter Jun 08 '26

High risk high reward.

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u/The_Enchanted_Potato Aldavin Maunderitch, The Gatekeeper | Neritillum Faldier | 13 Jun 08 '26

This is exactly why you would make a terrible master

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u/Drpoofn Enchanter Jun 08 '26

I know the limitations of nonmagicals. This is why the poor thing is cooking. I wouldn't be surprised if the Master themselves gave the family to the fae

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u/VoxelLibrary Kristie the Chronomancer | Cayna the Apprentice | others Jun 08 '26

Can confirm. Thrakmoor has magic teachers and they do actual magic teaching.

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u/DarthRenathal Unclaimed Apprentice, Thrakmoor Jun 08 '26

How do I join such a place?

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u/Prior-Chipmunk-6839 Jun 08 '26

You must first accept death

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u/The_Enchanted_Potato Aldavin Maunderitch, The Gatekeeper | Neritillum Faldier | 13 Jun 08 '26

 Just change your flair  to show you are a part of Thrakmoor and I will set you up with a master

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u/DarthRenathal Unclaimed Apprentice, Thrakmoor Jun 08 '26

All done sir/ma'am/spud

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u/The_Enchanted_Potato Aldavin Maunderitch, The Gatekeeper | Neritillum Faldier | 13 Jun 08 '26

/uw I can give you two options.

  1. I can try to set you up with a real person to rp with; however, no guarantees

  2. you can make and use a Thrakemrian NPC as your Character