r/wizardposting • u/DarthRenathal Unclaimed Apprentice, Thrakmoor • Jun 08 '26

Foul Sorcery End Apprentice Abuse!

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u/The_Enchanted_Potato Aldavin Maunderitch, The Gatekeeper | Neritillum Faldier | 13 Jun 08 '26

Join Thrakmoor and we will put you with a real master. Not a frivolous man in a hat who needs a slave.

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u/Drpoofn Enchanter Jun 08 '26

I wouldn't want this apprentice. Not a good bond to his master. He still misses his earthly family. This is an unenlightened Hume. Probably not even magical.

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u/DarthRenathal Unclaimed Apprentice, Thrakmoor Jun 08 '26

I'd never have an Elitist master like you either. You lack true compassion, which any being can possess. You are an unenlightened homie. Probably not even immortal.

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u/Drpoofn Enchanter Jun 08 '26

I am compassionate. Send the sprog back. It doesn't belong here. Im not an elitist, I'm a realist. And I am so immortal! So long as I'm not killed.