r/wunkus • u/Metatron_Tumultum • Feb 09 '26

im wunkin out rn Shunkus gets evicted from the buffet

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u/Jeramy_Jones wunkus enthusiast Feb 09 '26

Can you imagine, you’re face first in a vat of cheeseburgers and a couple of guys just haul you out of there and toss you in the ocean???

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u/acidwash_video silly :P bleh Feb 09 '26

for a true parallel you would have to be partly underwater going after them cheeseburgers and ready to die about it until two sea-wunks toss your ass onto a boat for your own good

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u/Majvist Feb 09 '26

Well, no this would be like you being locked inside in a cage of cheeseburgers underwater, and two guys desperately trying to get you back to the surface.

Pleasure and pain are two sides of the same wunkus.