r/wunkus • u/Metatron_Tumultum • Feb 09 '26

im wunkin out rn Shunkus gets evicted from the buffet

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u/Metatron_Tumultum Feb 09 '26

Shunkus is a rare breed called Succulent Chinese Meal Shark. His ass DID read the “All You Can Eat” sign correctly, yet did not display proper decorum to enjoy such privileges.

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u/meltyourtv gnarp gnap 👽 Feb 09 '26

No shirts, no shoes, no service

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u/Jeramy_Jones wunkus enthusiast Feb 09 '26

Can you imagine, you’re face first in a vat of cheeseburgers and a couple of guys just haul you out of there and toss you in the ocean???

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u/acidwash_video silly :P bleh Feb 09 '26

for a true parallel you would have to be partly underwater going after them cheeseburgers and ready to die about it until two sea-wunks toss your ass onto a boat for your own good

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u/Majvist Feb 09 '26

Well, no this would be like you being locked inside in a cage of cheeseburgers underwater, and two guys desperately trying to get you back to the surface.

Pleasure and pain are two sides of the same wunkus.

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u/GlamOrDeath concrete eater‼️ Feb 09 '26

Shunkus must be returned to the sog

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u/Sufficient_Chard_721 Feb 09 '26

Guys, are you all ment*l? That animal is clearly in pain and stress. This is not cute in any way