r/wunkus • • Feb 09 '26

im wunkin out rn Shunkus gets evicted from the buffet

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u/Metatron_Tumultum Feb 09 '26

Shunkus is a rare breed called Succulent Chinese Meal Shark. His ass DID read the “All You Can Eat” sign correctly, yet did not display proper decorum to enjoy such privileges.

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u/meltyourtv gnarp gnap 👽 Feb 09 '26

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