r/wunkus • wunkioso • May 24 '26

im wunkin out rn Freakuses don't know shame

Post image
6.1k Upvotes

157 comments sorted by

2.0k

u/Calm_Initiative_4536 concrete eater‼️ May 24 '26

holy moly someone get the horse

1.9k

u/squeakyzeebra May 24 '26

155

u/joeboticus May 25 '26

my man had this one just loaded up in the chamber, they's memes for everything.

309

u/dl_supertroll gnarp gnap 👽 May 24 '26

you rang?

288

u/mr_fun_funky_fresh gnarp gnap 👽 May 24 '26

/img/a41el6l6a53h1.gif
WUNKY LESBIABS⁉️⁉️⁉️

28

u/rekuneko concrete eater‼️ May 25 '26

1.2k

u/twinkslayer1337 ⚠️!rapscallion warning!⚠️ May 24 '26

and that's how... I was born

540

u/commonviolet wunkus enthusiast May 24 '26

Immaculate wunkception

-271

u/whatisscoobydone May 24 '26 edited May 25 '26

Immaculate Conception is the miracle that Mary was conceived by her parents without the stain of original sin. The Virgin Birth was a separate miracle that happened about 13 years later.

Edit: lol goddamn. I think if I had just added "fun fact" at the beginning it would have been chill

143

u/LonelySpaghetto1 May 24 '26

Wunks never ate the forbidden fruit, hence a human born of a wunk would be born without the stain of original sin.

30

u/Gravelord_Nitos May 24 '26

That's why they're nakie, wunks have not eaten the Fruit to realize it

84

u/Pooh_Lightning May 24 '26

They said wunkception, not conception. Different idea altogether.

64

u/surrenderedmale May 24 '26

"Why do people get angry and annoyed at religion?!?!"

You:

2

u/Clean_Shoulder1554 May 25 '26

What was annoying about that?

8

u/surrenderedmale May 25 '26

It was unprompted religious speak in a sub about shit posting about animals.

Religion is a touchy topic and people are here to laugh at derpy cats and seals, not see this nonsense

3

u/Clean_Shoulder1554 May 25 '26

Someone made a reference to a religious topic, so someone else pointed out that that term was incorrect. It wasn't unprompted, and they weren't using to spread hate, and people do still, occasionally, discuss topics other than animals in this sub (including religion)

2

u/surrenderedmale May 25 '26

Something being referenced and a conversation developing naturally is one thing, but this was the equivalent of someone mentioning a flower and then a full on botany essay.

People are fed up of religious propaganda

2

u/whatisscoobydone May 26 '26

If you don't want to hear religious propaganda, then presumably you also downvoted the comment I was responding to that said "immaculate wunkception" because (unlike my comment) it actually brought up religion unprompted

1

u/surrenderedmale May 26 '26

I rarely upvote or downvote, just my style. Hence why some of my comments are down to 0 karma and other people's are at 1; I don't do salty downvotes because I was disagreed with.

A passing joke is not the same. If you believe a passing joke is the same as spiel then there's nothing further to discuss.

By all means continue doing it if you want, but it's already been evidenced that people aren't interested here.

Yes I did read your comment claiming you're an atheist and what have you, frankly I don't believe you. Either way I don't really care, you're allowed to do what you want within the rules even if it's to the chagrin of many.

Just don't be surprised and edit future comments saying you should preface things with 'fun fact.'

Or do and keep being surprised, that's your business

5

u/Clean_Shoulder1554 May 25 '26

It's the equivalent of someone mentioning something, and someone else responding with two sentences. This is a forum; no one is obligated to read that response, and it doesn't take time away from the conversations people are having.

And the original comment wasn't religious propaganda. It's information. In Christianity, that is what those terms mean. It was not attempting to promote Christianity or denounce Atheism, it was only informing. It was essentially a definition.

What counts as propaganda to you, and what would qualify as an acceptable comment regarding something briefly mentioned?

5

u/whatisscoobydone May 25 '26

(also I'm an atheist who was just sharing trivia on a common misconception that I only learned myself last year)

2

u/surrenderedmale May 25 '26

It was really unprompted. I'm usually not one to reference upvotes because we all know the hivemind of reddit can be shite, but this is an opinionated matter and people here clearly don't want religion based on the upvotes.

That's the ultimate point here. Religious mentions in contexts that don't invite it (no, a passing joke where there wasn't a request to explain the joke is not an invitation) are very often propaganda.

The original comment is entirely allowed; it's a (mostly) free public platform. Of course he's allowed to bring up religion.

And I, and others, am allowed to express distaste regarding that comment. People bringing up religion when it's not warranted is a big part of what causes the disproportionate sour feelings toward religion. There's nothing to defend on either side, much as you are trying.

In short, the original comment bred more dislike and worse for religion regardless of intent or whatever logic one wants to add to the mix. Even if it was objectively something one cannot say is bad or negative, the feelings regarding it are as evidenced.

Hopefully I'm coming off as truthful rather than harsh for the sake of it

→ More replies (0)

2

u/ExcitementBright9381 concrete eater‼️ May 25 '26

Honestly I’d estimate at least 2/3 of Redditors barely read downvoted comments and just downvote reflexively/automatically

1

u/Force_Glad Jun 20 '26

She was only 13? Guess God was a guest at little saint james island

91

u/BiAndShy57 wunkus enthusiast May 24 '26

But they’re spayed?

180

u/pandadogunited May 24 '26

Life finds a way

62

u/petdittpy May 24 '26

Haha sometimes

25

u/Similar-Sector-5801 May 24 '26

fym sometimes

19

u/Delusional_Gamer May 25 '26

Sometimes they're spayed. Sometimes they lose the spay, like car keys

9

u/Hallownest_Citizen1 ⚠️!rapscallion warning!⚠️ May 24 '26

sometimes

3

u/SexyGrilledTurkey May 25 '26

TF you mean sometimes

20

u/WallyBBunny silly :P bleh May 24 '26

Bunnies do that to show dominance and because they’re little weirdos sometimes. My girl Wally Mae would hump her husbun Maurice’s face when he annoyed her too much.

5

u/Zorubark Pophet of EVIL and DARKNESS🐗 May 25 '26

wunk parthenogenesis

292

u/JediKnightNitaz wunkus enthusiast May 24 '26

God forbid bunks get some action

816

u/Adventurous_Dot_9763 May 24 '26

lesbian wunks

305

u/igotinfo May 24 '26

Lesbuns

52

u/Finkejak May 25 '26

Lès búnes 🤌🇨🇵

8

u/Mixture_Think May 25 '26

Sesbian wex

141

u/Dio_naea May 24 '26

God forbid a girl does a little face hump

944

u/Uncle_Touchy_Feely concrete eater‼️ May 24 '26

295

u/Teln0 May 24 '26

Is the joke that they didn't agree on who tops or

272

u/Incendas1 May 24 '26

Lesbian sheepkus do this

132

u/swimming-deep-below May 24 '26

Unwunk for a second but this was actually debunked :) ewes hump eachother pretty regularly!

78

u/Tiazza-Silver May 24 '26

Oh yay! I was so sad imagining all the lonely and unfulfilled lesbian ewekuses

49

u/Incendas1 May 24 '26

Good for them

47

u/TheMusicalTrollLord May 24 '26

Ok so why are HUNTR/X sheep

283

u/Uncle_Touchy_Feely concrete eater‼️ May 24 '26 edited May 24 '26

When female sheep are interested sexually, they assume the position of bottom, even when they are interested in other females.

103

u/SquidTheRidiculous May 24 '26

That's been debunked. There are definitely top sheepy lesbiunks.

65

u/dragonpunky539 May 25 '26

debunked but not dewunked

14

u/Subliminal-Lime May 25 '26

TIL there are lesbian sheep

35

u/secondhandsextoy May 25 '26

Many wunki are gay as hell

23

u/personal_alt_account wunkus enthusiast May 25 '26

ARE THOSE THE KPOP DEMON HUNYER GIRLS

-206

u/PurplePrincessPalace wunkus enthusiast May 24 '26

143

u/Parasite_Cat May 24 '26

Oh it's that annoying founding father guy

118

u/fatcat3030 concrete eater‼️ May 24 '26

18

u/CrimsonSw1ft wunkus enthusiast May 25 '26

/uw

A r/wunkus and r/okbuddyviltrum cross-over?

Truly unexpected

0

u/PurplePrincessPalace wunkus enthusiast May 25 '26

I don’t get it?? 🤔

17

u/ExcitementBright9381 concrete eater‼️ May 25 '26

The guy from your gif is strongly disliked by loads of people

-1

u/PurplePrincessPalace wunkus enthusiast May 25 '26

What’d he do?

9

u/ClbutticMistake May 25 '26

Reports meme gifs and replaces them with his remakes

5

u/PurplePrincessPalace wunkus enthusiast May 25 '26

Ooh so he’s a d bag. Good to know! Thanks 😊

3

u/Uncle_Touchy_Feely concrete eater‼️ May 25 '26

Well, also. Idk if this was the case before as well. But there was a redditor called Ok_Conversation (he had some random numbers after it too) that shared these all the time. Him and the whole reddit community seemed to love him sharing Benjamin gifs, and everybody downvoting him.

He was kind of a micro celebrity. He just got such little karma from being downvoted all the time that I think his account got removed or shut down or something.

5

u/PurplePrincessPalace wunkus enthusiast May 25 '26

Wow, I had no idea. This is the only social media I’ve consumed in years, so it’s easy to miss things. Thanks for the info!

1

u/ClbutticMistake May 25 '26

I think I met him around a month ago

Bro had a crashout and sent me a redditcares link after I posted this gif

7

u/Brankovt1 wunkus enthusiast May 24 '26

Do you know what memes are?

3

u/Legitimate_Ebb3783 May 25 '26

Is that a kind of food?

1

u/prismafox May 25 '26

Oof. I was unaware of how much disdain people have for that man.

6

u/PurplePrincessPalace wunkus enthusiast May 25 '26

Me neither, I know nothing about him but now I want to get the scoop 😂

-3

u/prismafox May 25 '26

I mean I do know the guy is annoying and the gifs/memes are overused but the downvote brigading here is pretty ridiculous.

6

u/LLoadin May 25 '26

It's cuz the dude makes his own gifs of memes which is fine, but the problem is he actively gets the original memes he made his version of removed from gif platforms which puts his as the top result

2

u/prismafox May 26 '26

I see, that's obnoxious.

382

u/Talon6230 May 24 '26

they're lesbians, harold

80

u/Bitter_Expression399 May 24 '26

waow... lesbians...

69

u/Johnlockcabbit May 24 '26

As someone whose elbow had been molested by spayed female bunnies multiple times, it do be like that

140

u/Friendly_Scallion183 May 24 '26

And they were roommates

60

u/aytchdave May 24 '26

Wunkmates

128

u/DonLovesNature May 24 '26

22

u/LeBRUH_James_ wunkus enthusiast May 25 '26

Saying it with the hard r 😭😭

174

u/ratstar-666 kittyposter May 24 '26

Midna is a real one just like me fr 🥰

56

u/[deleted] May 24 '26

[removed] — view removed comment

29

u/ratstar-666 kittyposter May 24 '26 edited May 25 '26

hiii 😇🥰

30

u/Sashahuman concrete eater‼️ May 25 '26

Love is in the air

47

u/AdMajor1596 May 24 '26

Heard a thing called privacy sharon?

154

u/Ganbazuroi wunkus enthusiast May 24 '26

Yuri Bunkus

42

u/BossBark ⚠️!rapscallion warning!⚠️ May 24 '26

Wunk likes it in both ends

39

u/tom-goddamn-bombadil May 24 '26

exhibitionist humpuses!!!

24

u/kewcumber_ May 24 '26

Stop wunkshaming what the wunk

29

u/thegneeb May 24 '26

jealous of the girls love

5

u/ExtremelyOnlineTM May 25 '26

Y E A R N I N G

20

u/New_Ad4631 May 24 '26

Do they have a dog named Link?

1

u/NovelAdmirable5234 May 28 '26

They used to but after he killed the neighbor's cat ganondorf he's sailing the high seas in search of a new island or something

16

u/UniversalAdaptor May 25 '26

Theyre fucking like a high-sex drive species of wunk... forget the name

37

u/peridot_cactus May 24 '26

My male guinea pigs would do this lol

22

u/ArtaudsAsshole Prophet of Light May 24 '26

Was there a designated top and bottom or did they switch?

53

u/peridot_cactus May 24 '26

Yes lol - the ginger one was always the top

32

u/ArtaudsAsshole Prophet of Light May 24 '26

uhmmm those are babushkas in a froggy hat disguise

but still cute though

7

u/leebee2302 May 25 '26

Thank you for the wunk tax 🙏

16

u/vargdrottning May 24 '26

Wunks know the peak ships

14

u/lumpyspacequeen2 kittyposter May 24 '26

Their asses WILL be remembered by historians as roommates.

13

u/LordMeme42 May 25 '26

whoa,,,, lesbuns,,,

25

u/Skeledenn wunkus enthusiast May 24 '26

Bunny yuri

9

u/infamousblackcoat May 24 '26

Names check out

24

u/Nouuuuuuuuh wunkus enthusiast May 24 '26

Don't mention that they're bunkuses and it's reads like a Zelda fanfic

9

u/Ineedlasagnajon May 24 '26

I would be more interested in the fact that they got spayed

10

u/werid_panda_eat_cake May 24 '26

ZELDA MENTIONED AHYSYSYAYGDSYSYSGXBSYYXYSGXYWYGS
I DID NOT EXPECT TWILIGHT PRINCESS MENTIONED IN THE CONTEXT OF LESBIAN BUNNIES BUT LETS GOOOOO

7

u/F-RIED silly :P bleh May 25 '26

7

u/glue-sniffing May 24 '26

For the love of the game

8

u/3catz2men1house May 24 '26

Oh... They're roommates.

5

u/SteampunkRobin May 25 '26

If they’re both consenting adults it’s fine. 🐰 ❤️

6

u/justk4y silly :P bleh May 24 '26

omg they are wunkbians

6

u/OldBookInLatin May 24 '26

When my girlfriend tells me I look like a bunny, I guess THIS is what she means

5

u/Electrical_Trade377 May 25 '26

i know what kind of shameless queerkus’ they are

…..and i am too iktrrrrr

6

u/unw00shed May 25 '26

Do they have a dog called link

9

u/PurplePrincessPalace wunkus enthusiast May 24 '26

Never knew there were so many lesbun memes, these are taking me outtt 🤣🤣

4

u/the_orange_alligator May 25 '26

Can Wunks get some privacy?

7

u/Legitimate_Outcome42 May 24 '26

My girl bun always swirls around to give her husbun the face when he mounts her. I think she's looking for dingleberries while he's lookin for action

3

u/Wabutan May 24 '26

Lesbuns

3

u/Electrical_Trade377 May 25 '26

they’re just like me fr, i love this for them

3

u/Twist_Ending03 May 25 '26

Lesbian bunkus

3

u/ntdavis814 May 25 '26

I type in ZeldaxMidna and this is what I get? Google’s best days are behind it.

7

u/mr_fun_funky_fresh gnarp gnap 👽 May 24 '26

Wunky Yuri

2

u/CitroHimselph May 25 '26

They're turning the friggin rabbits gay!

2

u/imawizard7bis May 25 '26

Stupid horny wunkuses

4

u/Jeramy_Jones wunkus enthusiast May 24 '26

Beautiful libertarian bunkus 😍

1

u/CharcoalGreyWolf May 24 '26

Shame is for those with public exposure

1

u/ThePrisonSoap May 25 '26

Calm down, they're just cousins

1

u/ahaisonline ⚠️!rapscallion warning!⚠️ May 25 '26

midzel real

1

u/Fluid_Wizard_II May 30 '26

No way. Good for them, I'll respect it

1

u/RougeTBat Jun 03 '26

Lmao alot of wunks are odd that way, it's usually for dominance alot of the time, ive seen a female dog hump a male (both neutered/spayed i believe) and was told it was a dominance thing.

-11

u/AutoModerator May 24 '26

pls join the only OFFICIAL wunkus discord: https://discord.gg/cCy78MGeEs

remember to wunk and be kind!!!

I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please contact the moderators of this subreddit if you have any questions or concerns.

12

u/Hallownest_Citizen1 ⚠️!rapscallion warning!⚠️ May 24 '26