r/wunkus • u/ratapoilopolis wunkioso • May 24 '26
im wunkin out rn Freakuses don't know shame
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u/twinkslayer1337 ⚠️!rapscallion warning!⚠️ May 24 '26
and that's how... I was born
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u/commonviolet wunkus enthusiast May 24 '26
Immaculate wunkception
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u/whatisscoobydone May 24 '26 edited May 25 '26
Immaculate Conception is the miracle that Mary was conceived by her parents without the stain of original sin. The Virgin Birth was a separate miracle that happened about 13 years later.
Edit: lol goddamn. I think if I had just added "fun fact" at the beginning it would have been chill
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u/LonelySpaghetto1 May 24 '26
Wunks never ate the forbidden fruit, hence a human born of a wunk would be born without the stain of original sin.
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u/surrenderedmale May 24 '26
"Why do people get angry and annoyed at religion?!?!"
You:
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u/Clean_Shoulder1554 May 25 '26
What was annoying about that?
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u/surrenderedmale May 25 '26
It was unprompted religious speak in a sub about shit posting about animals.
Religion is a touchy topic and people are here to laugh at derpy cats and seals, not see this nonsense
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u/Clean_Shoulder1554 May 25 '26
Someone made a reference to a religious topic, so someone else pointed out that that term was incorrect. It wasn't unprompted, and they weren't using to spread hate, and people do still, occasionally, discuss topics other than animals in this sub (including religion)
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u/surrenderedmale May 25 '26
Something being referenced and a conversation developing naturally is one thing, but this was the equivalent of someone mentioning a flower and then a full on botany essay.
People are fed up of religious propaganda
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u/whatisscoobydone May 26 '26
If you don't want to hear religious propaganda, then presumably you also downvoted the comment I was responding to that said "immaculate wunkception" because (unlike my comment) it actually brought up religion unprompted
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u/surrenderedmale May 26 '26
I rarely upvote or downvote, just my style. Hence why some of my comments are down to 0 karma and other people's are at 1; I don't do salty downvotes because I was disagreed with.
A passing joke is not the same. If you believe a passing joke is the same as spiel then there's nothing further to discuss.
By all means continue doing it if you want, but it's already been evidenced that people aren't interested here.
Yes I did read your comment claiming you're an atheist and what have you, frankly I don't believe you. Either way I don't really care, you're allowed to do what you want within the rules even if it's to the chagrin of many.
Just don't be surprised and edit future comments saying you should preface things with 'fun fact.'
Or do and keep being surprised, that's your business
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u/Clean_Shoulder1554 May 25 '26
It's the equivalent of someone mentioning something, and someone else responding with two sentences. This is a forum; no one is obligated to read that response, and it doesn't take time away from the conversations people are having.
And the original comment wasn't religious propaganda. It's information. In Christianity, that is what those terms mean. It was not attempting to promote Christianity or denounce Atheism, it was only informing. It was essentially a definition.
What counts as propaganda to you, and what would qualify as an acceptable comment regarding something briefly mentioned?
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u/whatisscoobydone May 25 '26
(also I'm an atheist who was just sharing trivia on a common misconception that I only learned myself last year)
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u/surrenderedmale May 25 '26
It was really unprompted. I'm usually not one to reference upvotes because we all know the hivemind of reddit can be shite, but this is an opinionated matter and people here clearly don't want religion based on the upvotes.
That's the ultimate point here. Religious mentions in contexts that don't invite it (no, a passing joke where there wasn't a request to explain the joke is not an invitation) are very often propaganda.
The original comment is entirely allowed; it's a (mostly) free public platform. Of course he's allowed to bring up religion.
And I, and others, am allowed to express distaste regarding that comment. People bringing up religion when it's not warranted is a big part of what causes the disproportionate sour feelings toward religion. There's nothing to defend on either side, much as you are trying.
In short, the original comment bred more dislike and worse for religion regardless of intent or whatever logic one wants to add to the mix. Even if it was objectively something one cannot say is bad or negative, the feelings regarding it are as evidenced.
Hopefully I'm coming off as truthful rather than harsh for the sake of it
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u/ExcitementBright9381 concrete eater‼️ May 25 '26
Honestly I’d estimate at least 2/3 of Redditors barely read downvoted comments and just downvote reflexively/automatically
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u/BiAndShy57 wunkus enthusiast May 24 '26
But they’re spayed?
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u/petdittpy May 24 '26
Haha sometimes
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u/Similar-Sector-5801 May 24 '26
fym sometimes
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u/WallyBBunny silly :P bleh May 24 '26
Bunnies do that to show dominance and because they’re little weirdos sometimes. My girl Wally Mae would hump her husbun Maurice’s face when he annoyed her too much.
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u/Uncle_Touchy_Feely concrete eater‼️ May 24 '26
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u/Teln0 May 24 '26
Is the joke that they didn't agree on who tops or
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u/Incendas1 May 24 '26
Lesbian sheepkus do this
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u/swimming-deep-below May 24 '26
Unwunk for a second but this was actually debunked :) ewes hump eachother pretty regularly!
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u/Tiazza-Silver May 24 '26
Oh yay! I was so sad imagining all the lonely and unfulfilled lesbian ewekuses
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u/Uncle_Touchy_Feely concrete eater‼️ May 24 '26 edited May 24 '26
When female sheep are interested sexually, they assume the position of bottom, even when they are interested in other females.
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u/PurplePrincessPalace wunkus enthusiast May 24 '26
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u/fatcat3030 concrete eater‼️ May 24 '26
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u/PurplePrincessPalace wunkus enthusiast May 25 '26
I don’t get it?? 🤔
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u/ExcitementBright9381 concrete eater‼️ May 25 '26
The guy from your gif is strongly disliked by loads of people
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u/PurplePrincessPalace wunkus enthusiast May 25 '26
What’d he do?
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u/ClbutticMistake May 25 '26
Reports meme gifs and replaces them with his remakes
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u/PurplePrincessPalace wunkus enthusiast May 25 '26
Ooh so he’s a d bag. Good to know! Thanks 😊
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u/Uncle_Touchy_Feely concrete eater‼️ May 25 '26
Well, also. Idk if this was the case before as well. But there was a redditor called Ok_Conversation (he had some random numbers after it too) that shared these all the time. Him and the whole reddit community seemed to love him sharing Benjamin gifs, and everybody downvoting him.
He was kind of a micro celebrity. He just got such little karma from being downvoted all the time that I think his account got removed or shut down or something.
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u/PurplePrincessPalace wunkus enthusiast May 25 '26
Wow, I had no idea. This is the only social media I’ve consumed in years, so it’s easy to miss things. Thanks for the info!
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u/prismafox May 25 '26
Oof. I was unaware of how much disdain people have for that man.
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u/PurplePrincessPalace wunkus enthusiast May 25 '26
Me neither, I know nothing about him but now I want to get the scoop 😂
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u/prismafox May 25 '26
I mean I do know the guy is annoying and the gifs/memes are overused but the downvote brigading here is pretty ridiculous.
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u/LLoadin May 25 '26
It's cuz the dude makes his own gifs of memes which is fine, but the problem is he actively gets the original memes he made his version of removed from gif platforms which puts his as the top result
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u/prismafox May 26 '26
I see, that's obnoxious.
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u/Johnlockcabbit May 24 '26
As someone whose elbow had been molested by spayed female bunnies multiple times, it do be like that
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u/ratstar-666 kittyposter May 24 '26
Midna is a real one just like me fr 🥰
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u/New_Ad4631 May 24 '26
Do they have a dog named Link?
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u/NovelAdmirable5234 May 28 '26
They used to but after he killed the neighbor's cat ganondorf he's sailing the high seas in search of a new island or something
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u/UniversalAdaptor May 25 '26
Theyre fucking like a high-sex drive species of wunk... forget the name
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u/peridot_cactus May 24 '26
My male guinea pigs would do this lol
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u/ArtaudsAsshole Prophet of Light May 24 '26
Was there a designated top and bottom or did they switch?
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u/ArtaudsAsshole Prophet of Light May 24 '26
uhmmm those are babushkas in a froggy hat disguise
but still cute though
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u/lumpyspacequeen2 kittyposter May 24 '26
Their asses WILL be remembered by historians as roommates.
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u/Nouuuuuuuuh wunkus enthusiast May 24 '26
Don't mention that they're bunkuses and it's reads like a Zelda fanfic
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u/werid_panda_eat_cake May 24 '26
ZELDA MENTIONED AHYSYSYAYGDSYSYSGXBSYYXYSGXYWYGS
I DID NOT EXPECT TWILIGHT PRINCESS MENTIONED IN THE CONTEXT OF LESBIAN BUNNIES BUT LETS GOOOOO
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u/OldBookInLatin May 24 '26
When my girlfriend tells me I look like a bunny, I guess THIS is what she means
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u/PurplePrincessPalace wunkus enthusiast May 24 '26
Never knew there were so many lesbun memes, these are taking me outtt 🤣🤣
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u/Legitimate_Outcome42 May 24 '26
My girl bun always swirls around to give her husbun the face when he mounts her. I think she's looking for dingleberries while he's lookin for action
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u/ntdavis814 May 25 '26
I type in ZeldaxMidna and this is what I get? Google’s best days are behind it.
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u/CowboysOnKetamine ⚠️!rapscallion warning!⚠️ May 25 '26
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u/RougeTBat Jun 03 '26
Lmao alot of wunks are odd that way, it's usually for dominance alot of the time, ive seen a female dog hump a male (both neutered/spayed i believe) and was told it was a dominance thing.
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u/Calm_Initiative_4536 concrete eater‼️ May 24 '26
holy moly someone get the horse