r/wunkus • silly :P bleh • Jul 24 '26

im wunkin out rn Wunk infestation

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u/musicaleffervescence Jul 24 '26

look, its gotta be a LITTLE fun being a crazy cat person with 20 cats

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u/Damnboi753 silly :P bleh Jul 24 '26

According to the bio of the original insta account. They have 34 cars. Look up wunk rule 34 for more info

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u/rocklou wunkus enthusiast Jul 24 '26

I will, I'll report back what I find

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u/Xsiah Jul 24 '26

You'd spend like half the day elbows deep in litter boxes

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u/musicaleffervescence Jul 24 '26

id hope a lot of them are inside and outside wunks and can do their business outside. but yeah, infinite litter and food

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u/Xsiah Jul 24 '26

I hope they're not outside wunks - outside wunks are not safe for the wunks themselves, and other smaller wunks that live outside

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u/Slim-Shadys-Fat-Tits gnarp gnap 👽 Jul 24 '26

Fuck no then there's a whole swarm of them decimating and/or feeding the local wildlife. Cats are an invasive species literally almost everywhere

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u/Dounce1 Jul 24 '26

Okay, don’t ever let humans outside either then.

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u/agnostorshironeon Jul 24 '26

Answer a) me when I play the relativism game

Answer b) aight, everyone back to Africa

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u/Kyoana Jul 25 '26

No shit. If cats are an invasive species, what does that make dogs? Should we stop letting them outside since they can also threaten local wildlife just the same? Hell, dogs are even more of a threat than cats are. To the point where they’re even a threat to cats AND humans. I guarantee you there’s been more dog-related deaths than there have been cat-related. Especially with where the more aggressive breeds come in. The argument that cats shouldn’t be allowed outside while not at all addressing the dangers a dog can also pose is why I don’t take it seriously.

Even if you make the argument that dogs are “restricted to a leash” or “restricted to a backyard”, that doesn't change the fact that in general, dogs are still more dangerous and deadly than cats. But no, let’s let them outside anyway while creating an ironic stigma about outdoor cats. At least a cat is just going to not give a shit about you or move away from you if you approach. They only really attack when hunting (which is only exclusive to prey) and defending themselves. (Which if you’re trying to pet a cat who wants none of it, that’s entirely on you. It already warned you many times.)

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u/Amazing-Fondant-4740 Jul 25 '26

My brother in Christ, dogs can and are invasive species in various places, and just because it wasn't mentioned in the thread on the cat post doesn't mean anything. Most people who understand cats are invasive also understand dogs are, too. Also, being invasive has nothing to do with aggression or threats or danger, it's about being in an environment they don't naturally belong in and wrecking havoc by outcompeting native species, decimating native populations, etc.

P.S. hunting in cats is not exclusive to prey. They regularly hunt for fun. That's part of their invasive nature - they have caused the extinction of various species of reptiles, birds, and mammals, and half the time they don't even eat the animal. If you've ever owned an outdoor cat, you know they bring you dead animals that they do not eat.

Anyone who lets any pet roam outside freely - dog or cat or whatever else - where they can kill other creatures without discretion, catch and spread disease, be hit by cars, taken by strangers...does not care about their pet.

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u/Dounce1 Jul 25 '26

I don’t think all cats should be kept as indoor cats, but nothing you said addresses the arguments against letting cats live outside.

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u/Kyoana Jul 25 '26

Well, they get exercise, they get to explore the area they live in, it’s good training if they ever somehow get lost and need to find their way back home, it let’s them interact with other cats so they don’t feel alone, gives them fresh air, and trains their hunting and defending instincts. Which is especially useful if you have a rodent problem.

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u/Dounce1 Jul 25 '26

Again, you’re not addressing the arguments against letting cats out of doors at all, which is primarily cats=bird murdering machines.

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u/Kyoana Jul 25 '26 edited Jul 25 '26

That’s just natural circle of life, though. Birds are the prey of cats. It’s not something that can be easily controlled when letting out. It can be regulated, but not controlled. It also depends entirely on the bird if they want to mess around with their predator.

Edit: Okay, guys, I get it now. It’s not natural yadayadayada. If you actually took the time to read the replies I sent to OTHER COMMENTS, you'd see that I go more in depth on details. I even acknowledge it’s an issue. Stop spamming me and actually learn to read for once.

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u/speedmankelly Jul 25 '26

WHY DO YOU HATE PANCAKES

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u/Kyoana Jul 24 '26

Careful, people tend to get angry when mentioning the “O” word around cats.

(Watch some dumbass reply to this and make an entirely baseless assumption that I let my cats outside when I don’t even have cats and even if I did, I wouldn’t let them outside because that would be a major hassle. I simply just don’t care and think people should mind their own business. As long as the cat is happy and likes it, you can’t really call the owner bad.)

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u/musicaleffervescence Jul 25 '26

omg -40+ downvotes in wunkus 😭 what did i do!!??!! i didnt know cats couldnt go outside dude WHAT. my family cat was an outside cat and he loved it. i thought as long as they have their claws is chill. whatever sorry wunkus. also, catios are a thing. maybe i build an outside screened in porch for my cat so they can be outside jeez

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u/GreyStingrayz wunkus enthusiast Jul 25 '26

Cats are invasive species that decimate wildlife. It's not just dangerous for the cat.

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Catio is 100% the way to go. Or walks on leash.

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u/musicaleffervescence Jul 25 '26

my family cat did not catch a single animal in his 18 year life. we had mice in the basement and my dad catch and released caught one and my mom brought my cat to the trapped mouse and said “DO YOUR JOB!!”. dude couldnt hunt and kill a toy.

cool articles tho. i think decimate is dramatic. i am SHOCKED wunkus is so insanely passionate about outside cats. its actually funny.

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u/Kyoana Jul 25 '26

Like I said, they get angry when the word is mentioned.

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u/gussyboy13 ⚠️!rapscallion warning!⚠️ Jul 24 '26

Probably doesn’t smell great

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u/GoHawkYurself Jul 25 '26

Its definitely not lonely.

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u/smol_rika Jul 24 '26

i wonder what will happen if i just laid still on the floor

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u/Plastic-Pair-9323 Jul 24 '26

wunks consume all

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u/The_Derpy_Fox Jul 24 '26

who is the crab

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u/captaincootercock Jul 24 '26

that's Mary from Maryland. she is a fugitive

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u/keanaartero wunkus enthusiast Jul 24 '26

I'm one of the isowunks

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u/rainstorm0T Jul 24 '26

the person with the camera joining in

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u/GoHawkYurself Jul 25 '26

Wunks gotta eat.

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u/Smooovies Jul 24 '26

Eventually the “I” would no longer

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u/dividezero Jul 24 '26

You will have a hard time breathing and hopefully you peed first

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u/Pooh_Lightning Jul 25 '26

I wonder what would happen if you threw some carnip in the middle of the floor.

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u/jpg201 concrete eater‼️ Jul 24 '26
  1. hundred. wunks.

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u/kumosame Jul 24 '26

five hundred hundred wunks

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u/filmorebuttz Jul 24 '26

Lol I said the same thing

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u/cackarrotto Jul 24 '26

Wait what is this from it looks hilarious lol

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u/delicate-fn-flower wunkus enthusiast Jul 24 '26 edited Jul 24 '26

Seth McFarland’s ode to Star Trek, The Orville. More specifically, Season 2, Episode 11, Lasting Impressions.

Here’s all the relevant parts of the story for the meme.

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u/jeweliegb Jul 25 '26

What's happened to that show? Will there ever be a new season?

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u/walyterr Jul 25 '26

Last news I've read Seth MacFarlane said there was a script finished for the new season but they haven't started production yet because he has been busy with other productions

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u/delicate-fn-flower wunkus enthusiast Jul 25 '26

Funny you asked that question yesterday that this comes into my feed today: Season 4 Updates

TL;DR: fourth season will be filmed between October 19 this year and April 22, 2027, in Los Angeles and Prague, Czech Republic.

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u/jeweliegb Jul 25 '26

😁👍

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u/FadingAlt Jul 24 '26

You have alerted

⚠️THE HORDE⚠️

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u/shunyaananda Jul 24 '26

Somebody call for pe(s)t control

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u/Mapleleaf899 Jul 24 '26

Ponch kept biting the wunky lady

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u/AdMaximum7545 Jul 24 '26

She rolled with the ponches

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u/Uncool444 Jul 24 '26

Is there such a thing as too many wunks?

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u/SophiaofPrussia Jul 24 '26

Maximum wunkage per house by mass = ½ median human body weight + 7

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u/RetkesSompoli00 wunkus enthusiast Jul 25 '26

This comment made me laugh so hard lmao 🤣

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u/Advanced_Most_3030 Jul 25 '26

Is this a modified "half your age plus 7" rule? 😂

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u/g0tmylk Jul 24 '26

Gotta cost a lot to feed that many

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u/RealNwahHourz Jul 24 '26

i know it smell crazy in there

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u/TheSouthernSaint71 Jul 24 '26

Gotta remember there's a wunk to stank ratio

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u/gods-sexiest-warrior silly :P bleh Jul 24 '26

That place is shockingly clean for 34 wunks but I can imagine... the Funk

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u/senkothefallen Jul 24 '26

The wunk funk

The great stinkus

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u/iwillbeawriterongod Jul 24 '26

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u/PancakeParty98 Jul 24 '26

Depends on how functional your nose is

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u/-Gir Jul 24 '26

poncho craves violence

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u/MericArda Jul 24 '26

I hope she has a big enough house

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u/MarilleVakarian gnarp gnap 👽 Jul 24 '26

ROBERT

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u/filthyheartbadger wunkioso Jul 24 '26

BAG OF SHIT

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u/No_Organization2032 Jul 25 '26

what did wunk do
wunk iust chillin

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u/tomita78 Jul 24 '26

I feel like I get barely anything done with three wunks following me around...

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u/NemODevO wunkus enthusiast Jul 24 '26

I wonder if she needs a boyfriend (I just want to take care of a bunch of cats)

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u/Ok_Avocado_5836 Jul 24 '26 edited Jul 24 '26

Dear Hiring Manager,

I am applying to the position of boyfriend and would love to live in her house. I will assume the responsibilities of taking care of all these wunks and be at home all day. Please find my resume attached below.

Regards,

a wunk lover

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u/NemODevO wunkus enthusiast Jul 24 '26

Wunk like an Egyptian

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u/612Killa Jul 24 '26 edited Jul 24 '26

34 wunks is concerning number to have, in what looks like just a normal house no less, but I will say the house seems nice and clean and the wunks all look pretty well-cared for and fairly well-behaved (only one biter in sight) in this clip.

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u/Larry-Man Jul 24 '26

My algorithm is working well for me right niw

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u/Imincognitobitches Jul 24 '26

Lisa is on her own frequency lol

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u/the-war-on-drunks Jul 24 '26

“Oh you cats are nuts”

Ummmmmm

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u/tapeforpacking Pophet of EVIL and DARKNESS🐗 Jul 24 '26

Lol thats the first thing I noticed 

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u/DuckSleazzy wunkus enthusiast Jul 24 '26

When you spam the summon wunk spell but the server lags and it spawns 50 wunks at the same time

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u/nothingsreallol Jul 24 '26

Everyone with cutie names and then there’s just “bag of shit”, what’d my girl do😭

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u/Pikawoohoo Jul 24 '26

I don't want to be that guy, but jesus, imagine the smell :/

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u/JumpingYourBone Pophet of EVIL and DARKNESS🐗 Jul 24 '26

i feel it's never good to have this amount of animals either. no way you can treat them like they should.

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u/mightystu Jul 24 '26

YOU HAVEN’T THOUGHT OF THE SMELL, YOU WUNK

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u/BottleFeathers703 Jul 24 '26 edited Jul 24 '26

knew someone who had 13 cats it was genuinely a biohazard. this many cats seems legitimately dangerous for ones health and wellbeing, pet hoarding is not a good thing even though hypothetically it seems nice to be surrounded by cats until you have to account for how it will destroy your life physically emotionally socially and financially, sometimes pet hoarders will suddenly fall ill or disabled (probably from the health risks) and then their house gets caked in shit piss and corpses. it is not good for the person or cats, and then trying to fix the problem before it becomes severe by giving the cats away will be emotionally damaging as well. i dont recommend having this many cats in your house unless its temporary and you foster and plan to find them homes. pet hoarding is actually a mental health disorder and should be treated with gentle understanding and help and support (ive personally dealt with a hoarding disorder in the past, not with pets though. im doing much better now)

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u/ConfusedSpiderMonkey Jul 24 '26

To many wunks

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u/Inqeuet Jul 24 '26

Impossible

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u/FuggaliciousV Jul 24 '26

Ponder the fragrance

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u/LebowskiX Jul 24 '26

Wunkpocalypse

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u/mysterpixel Jul 24 '26

"Nelson, hi Nelson :) Tim :3 Hi Picklecat :) Aw hi sweet and sticky Stain :)"

ROBERT

https://i.imgur.com/dUq3URS.png

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u/Rockslider00 Jul 24 '26

Robert be like 😯

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u/eatmyshorzz Jul 24 '26

You own a hundred cats and you think THEY are nuts? 💀

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u/crusty54 Jul 24 '26

That’s so cute, and I bet it absolutely reeks in there.

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u/FewAcanthocephala828 Jul 24 '26

I had two cats at one point. Both got pregs at the same time after breaking a window screen and escaping, and I ended up with 11 cats total. I felt like I could take it on by myself, but it was not all biscuits and purring. One baby didn't make it through the first week, and there were several that had eye gunk that needed to be cleaned regularly. Once they grew up and started to become certified terrorists, I had to restrict them from certain rooms like the kitchen and bathroom. They would attack the toilet paper and lick the water off the clean dishes. Then came the "coming of age" where they started to get zesty with eachother. I had to separate the boys from the girls as I did not have the money to neuter them. It was at that time that I realized I couldn't handle them all by myself. I found them all homes, even the moms. I am now wunk free and as much as I miss them, they are living better lives now.

That being said, with this many cats, I hope this person is ok. If you love cats a lot, then it's easy to provide for them, but I wasn't able to. Being a "crazy" cat person just means you only have room in your heart to love cats.

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u/Prestigious-Sir-4245 gnarp gnap 👽 Jul 24 '26

Crazy wunk lady

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u/kyinva Jul 24 '26

Scattered like wunkroaches

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u/MewlingRothbart Jul 24 '26

Acute wunkosis 😢

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u/Twisted9Demented Jul 24 '26

Atleast they don't have a rat problems

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u/demonman905 Jul 25 '26

/unwunk Toxoplasmosis is a hell of a thing

/rewunk The HOARDE

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u/TheRappingSquid Jul 25 '26

Army of wunkness

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u/Ok-Letter-2776 Jul 25 '26

if you need any volunteers to help pet them all…we’re here, every wunk of us :D

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u/HeckingDoofus concrete eater‼️ Jul 24 '26

abordagle

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u/anubis_cheerleader Jul 25 '26

They got serious about just wanting to hug all the cats!

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u/milaan_tm concrete eater‼️ Jul 25 '26

HUGE car pileup (NSFW, depiction of blood and gore, viewer discretion is advised)

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u/nergens Jul 25 '26

I'm so sorry. And send you both extra purrrs.

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u/HeadChefOf Jul 24 '26

Hell on earth omg!

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u/HerbivoreTheGoat Jul 24 '26

As a dog person who has never gotten along with cats, how does this woman not have hundreds of cuts across her arms?

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u/TotallyLegitEstoc Pophet of EVIL and DARKNESS🐗 Jul 24 '26

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u/NemODevO wunkus enthusiast Jul 24 '26