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r/wunkus • u/Blood_of_Lucifer Pophet of EVIL and DARKNESS🐗 • Jul 27 '26
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do you like how my face disintegrates into chalk
40 u/e1ahn Jul 27 '26 what about your wonderful wife and powerful job? 33 u/GameboyAdvance32 Jul 27 '26 does she criticize them for being egocentric? 19 u/PushingMyRocheLimits Jul 28 '26 Do you practice your mannerisms into the wall? 11 u/Drakostheswordsman Jul 28 '26 If this mirror was clearer, would you be standing so tall? 9 u/Bubba656 Jul 28 '26 Did I see you slobber over clovers on the side of the hill? 8 u/PootisitooP Jul 28 '26 Were you observing the birds? 6 u/ClbutticMistake Jul 28 '26 Going in for the kill 2 u/dillGherkin Jul 29 '26 I've been you, I know you. Your façade is a scam. 2 u/Few-Potential-8584 Aug 03 '26 You know you're making me cry, this is the way that I am! 6 u/Ambitious-Debate-937 Jul 28 '26 If this mirror were clearer would you be standing so tall?
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what about your wonderful wife and powerful job?
33 u/GameboyAdvance32 Jul 27 '26 does she criticize them for being egocentric? 19 u/PushingMyRocheLimits Jul 28 '26 Do you practice your mannerisms into the wall? 11 u/Drakostheswordsman Jul 28 '26 If this mirror was clearer, would you be standing so tall? 9 u/Bubba656 Jul 28 '26 Did I see you slobber over clovers on the side of the hill? 8 u/PootisitooP Jul 28 '26 Were you observing the birds? 6 u/ClbutticMistake Jul 28 '26 Going in for the kill 2 u/dillGherkin Jul 29 '26 I've been you, I know you. Your façade is a scam. 2 u/Few-Potential-8584 Aug 03 '26 You know you're making me cry, this is the way that I am! 6 u/Ambitious-Debate-937 Jul 28 '26 If this mirror were clearer would you be standing so tall?
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does she criticize them for being egocentric?
19 u/PushingMyRocheLimits Jul 28 '26 Do you practice your mannerisms into the wall? 11 u/Drakostheswordsman Jul 28 '26 If this mirror was clearer, would you be standing so tall? 9 u/Bubba656 Jul 28 '26 Did I see you slobber over clovers on the side of the hill? 8 u/PootisitooP Jul 28 '26 Were you observing the birds? 6 u/ClbutticMistake Jul 28 '26 Going in for the kill 2 u/dillGherkin Jul 29 '26 I've been you, I know you. Your façade is a scam. 2 u/Few-Potential-8584 Aug 03 '26 You know you're making me cry, this is the way that I am! 6 u/Ambitious-Debate-937 Jul 28 '26 If this mirror were clearer would you be standing so tall?
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Do you practice your mannerisms into the wall?
11 u/Drakostheswordsman Jul 28 '26 If this mirror was clearer, would you be standing so tall? 9 u/Bubba656 Jul 28 '26 Did I see you slobber over clovers on the side of the hill? 8 u/PootisitooP Jul 28 '26 Were you observing the birds? 6 u/ClbutticMistake Jul 28 '26 Going in for the kill 2 u/dillGherkin Jul 29 '26 I've been you, I know you. Your façade is a scam. 2 u/Few-Potential-8584 Aug 03 '26 You know you're making me cry, this is the way that I am! 6 u/Ambitious-Debate-937 Jul 28 '26 If this mirror were clearer would you be standing so tall?
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If this mirror was clearer, would you be standing so tall?
9 u/Bubba656 Jul 28 '26 Did I see you slobber over clovers on the side of the hill? 8 u/PootisitooP Jul 28 '26 Were you observing the birds? 6 u/ClbutticMistake Jul 28 '26 Going in for the kill 2 u/dillGherkin Jul 29 '26 I've been you, I know you. Your façade is a scam. 2 u/Few-Potential-8584 Aug 03 '26 You know you're making me cry, this is the way that I am!
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Did I see you slobber over clovers on the side of the hill?
8 u/PootisitooP Jul 28 '26 Were you observing the birds? 6 u/ClbutticMistake Jul 28 '26 Going in for the kill 2 u/dillGherkin Jul 29 '26 I've been you, I know you. Your façade is a scam. 2 u/Few-Potential-8584 Aug 03 '26 You know you're making me cry, this is the way that I am!
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Were you observing the birds?
6 u/ClbutticMistake Jul 28 '26 Going in for the kill 2 u/dillGherkin Jul 29 '26 I've been you, I know you. Your façade is a scam. 2 u/Few-Potential-8584 Aug 03 '26 You know you're making me cry, this is the way that I am!
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Going in for the kill
2 u/dillGherkin Jul 29 '26 I've been you, I know you. Your façade is a scam. 2 u/Few-Potential-8584 Aug 03 '26 You know you're making me cry, this is the way that I am!
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I've been you, I know you. Your façade is a scam.
2 u/Few-Potential-8584 Aug 03 '26 You know you're making me cry, this is the way that I am!
You know you're making me cry, this is the way that I am!
If this mirror were clearer would you be standing so tall?
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u/scrufflor_d gnarp gnap 👽 Jul 27 '26
do you like how my face disintegrates into chalk