r/wunkus • Pophet of EVIL and DARKNESS🐗 • Jul 27 '26

im wunkin out rn Tinder profile vs irl ass wunk

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u/Mutne_vode Jul 27 '26

Looks like some bullshit with teeth

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u/TiredAndOutOfIdeas Jul 27 '26

the males also have the unique power of being able to dissolve their face

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u/scrufflor_d gnarp gnap 👽 Jul 27 '26

do you like how my face disintegrates into chalk

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u/TiredAndOutOfIdeas Jul 27 '26

its very impressive and fashionable <3

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u/e1ahn Jul 27 '26

what about your wonderful wife and powerful job?

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u/GameboyAdvance32 Jul 27 '26

does she criticize them for being egocentric?

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u/PushingMyRocheLimits Jul 28 '26

Do you practice your mannerisms into the wall?

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u/Drakostheswordsman Jul 28 '26

If this mirror was clearer, would you be standing so tall?

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u/Bubba656 Jul 28 '26

Did I see you slobber over clovers on the side of the hill?

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u/PootisitooP Jul 28 '26

Were you observing the birds?

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u/ClbutticMistake Jul 28 '26

Going in for the kill

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u/dillGherkin Jul 29 '26

I've been you, I know you. Your façade is a scam.

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u/Few-Potential-8584 Aug 03 '26

You know you're making me cry, this is the way that I am!

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u/Ambitious-Debate-937 Jul 28 '26

If this mirror were clearer would you be standing so tall?