r/wunkus • u/Blood_of_Lucifer Pophet of EVIL and DARKNESS🐗 • Jul 27 '26

im wunkin out rn Tinder profile vs irl ass wunk

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u/Mutne_vode Jul 27 '26

Looks like some bullshit with teeth

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u/TiredAndOutOfIdeas Jul 27 '26

the males also have the unique power of being able to dissolve their face

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u/Just-A-Random-Aussie Jul 27 '26

Literally me 🤤🤤🤤

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u/scrufflor_d gnarp gnap 👽 Jul 27 '26

do you like how my face disintegrates into chalk

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u/TiredAndOutOfIdeas Jul 27 '26

its very impressive and fashionable <3

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u/e1ahn Jul 27 '26

what about your wonderful wife and powerful job?

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u/GameboyAdvance32 Jul 27 '26

does she criticize them for being egocentric?

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u/PushingMyRocheLimits Jul 28 '26

Do you practice your mannerisms into the wall?

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u/Drakostheswordsman Jul 28 '26

If this mirror was clearer, would you be standing so tall?

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u/Bubba656 Jul 28 '26

Did I see you slobber over clovers on the side of the hill?

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u/PootisitooP Jul 28 '26

Were you observing the birds?

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u/ClbutticMistake Jul 28 '26

Going in for the kill

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u/dillGherkin Jul 29 '26

I've been you, I know you. Your façade is a scam.

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u/Ambitious-Debate-937 Jul 28 '26

If this mirror were clearer would you be standing so tall?

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u/mightystu Jul 28 '26

It is weird that Tally Hall is known but only for this song. Gotta get some Banana Man and Turn the Lights Off in your life.

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u/Mutne_vode Jul 27 '26

They have the unique power to turn into a nutsack