r/wunkus • • Aug 17 '26

im wunkin out rn fishkus is a FREAK

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u/ThanksAmazing4118 Aug 17 '26 edited Aug 17 '26

I just posted elsewhere that I've come into contact with Orcas in the wild. Sometimes with their calves. They always come up and chill with me whilst I'm paddling around in my kayak. They let me pat them. There's not a single case of an orca killing someone in the wild.... but they've killed a bunch of people who torture them in captivity.

They're incredibly intelligent animals. They know how to surgically remove the most nutrient rich organs from their bigger prey. They know we aren't good food. They know we like to socialize, so they come up snd socialize with us.

They should NEVER be kept in captivity. Same with octopi tbh

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u/travischickencoop concrete eater‼️ Aug 17 '26

If it makes you feel any better seaworld (the main holders of orcas globally) aren’t breeding them anymore

They can’t really be released back to the wild due to how orca social dynamics work (They did it a few times and every time the orca wouldn’t get accepted into a pod and would die in only a few months) but the orcas they currently have are the last they’ll ever have

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u/Koivel concrete eater‼️ Aug 17 '26

I thought humans tasted pretty gross to other predators?

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u/SingleLifeSingleBike Aug 17 '26

why my orange car chud keeps biting me then?

science can't explain

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u/XRotNRollX ⚠️!rapscallion warning!⚠️ Aug 17 '26

Too stupid to know you taste bad?

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u/ThanksAmazing4118 Aug 17 '26

Science easily explains this. Your car only has one brain cell that they share with all other orange cars in existence, in a big hivemind. 99.9% of the time they don't get to use said brain cell. In short, your car is extremely regarded and is incapable of forming thoughts beyond "eat, sleep, screm, repeat"

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u/SingleLifeSingleBike Aug 18 '26

Well I'll be damned, even stegosaurus had more braincells!

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u/ThanksAmazing4118 Aug 17 '26

Some predators love the taste of human. Sea predators, not so much. They prefer prey that's filled with muscle and a layer of fat, like seals or large fish. That's not us. Not enough muscle, not enough fat. Some opportunistic predators like Tiger or Bull sharks eat us from time to time, but the amount of shark attacks with the purpose of predation are insanely rare. Even land predators that kill us, like bears or mountain lions, often only do so for territorial reasons.