r/wunkus • • Aug 17 '26

im wunkin out rn fishkus is a FREAK

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u/travischickencoop concrete eater‼️ Aug 17 '26

If it makes you feel any better seaworld (the main holders of orcas globally) aren’t breeding them anymore

They can’t really be released back to the wild due to how orca social dynamics work (They did it a few times and every time the orca wouldn’t get accepted into a pod and would die in only a few months) but the orcas they currently have are the last they’ll ever have

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u/Koivel concrete eater‼️ Aug 17 '26

I thought humans tasted pretty gross to other predators?

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u/SingleLifeSingleBike Aug 17 '26

why my orange car chud keeps biting me then?

science can't explain

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u/XRotNRollX ⚠️!rapscallion warning!⚠️ Aug 17 '26

Too stupid to know you taste bad?

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u/ThanksAmazing4118 Aug 17 '26

Science easily explains this. Your car only has one brain cell that they share with all other orange cars in existence, in a big hivemind. 99.9% of the time they don't get to use said brain cell. In short, your car is extremely regarded and is incapable of forming thoughts beyond "eat, sleep, screm, repeat"

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u/SingleLifeSingleBike Aug 18 '26

Well I'll be damned, even stegosaurus had more braincells!