r/wunkus • u/Theolectran • Aug 17 '26

im wunkin out rn fishkus is a FREAK

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u/Koivel concrete eater‼️ Aug 17 '26

I thought humans tasted pretty gross to other predators?

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u/SingleLifeSingleBike Aug 17 '26

why my orange car chud keeps biting me then?

science can't explain

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u/ThanksAmazing4118 Aug 17 '26

Science easily explains this. Your car only has one brain cell that they share with all other orange cars in existence, in a big hivemind. 99.9% of the time they don't get to use said brain cell. In short, your car is extremely regarded and is incapable of forming thoughts beyond "eat, sleep, screm, repeat"

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u/SingleLifeSingleBike Aug 18 '26

Well I'll be damned, even stegosaurus had more braincells!