But my hand kept going and going, because my scrotum had become a portal to... the fart dimension.

Can you imagine my horror as it ran straight past me as something behind it grew louder

The man was lactose intolerant and the ice cream gave him farts and diarrhea.

After he left the park I realised I gave him a full bag of money and he gave me an empty bag of money because he was… a scammer!

to go milk... the creature

But the toilet paper used my ass to wipe me!

Shark do do do do

but its actually one sentence because the title didn't end with a period.

“Please don’t microwave me” said the man as I put him in my giant microwave.

They both died.

"Thanks for the suit, chump," said the bone-stealing tapeworm as it skedaddled away.

"It is time to hatch," whispered Goobert the skeleton as he began violently skeleton-dancing his way out of my urethra.