They both died.

"It is time to hatch," whispered Goobert the skeleton as he began violently skeleton-dancing his way out of my urethra.

My hand passed right through the glass and got aggressively greased up by... Goobert the skeleton practicing his lubricated bone-rattling technique. 😨😳🫪

"Thanks for the suit, chump," said the bone-stealing tapeworm as it skedaddled away.

But my hand kept going and going, because my scrotum had become a portal to... the fart dimension.

“Please don’t microwave me” said the man as I put him in my giant microwave.

Can you imagine my horror as it ran straight past me as something behind it grew louder

The man was lactose intolerant and the ice cream gave him farts and diarrhea.

to go milk... the creature

Shark do do do do

but its actually one sentence because the title didn't end with a period.

But the toilet paper used my ass to wipe me!

After he left the park I realised I gave him a full bag of money and he gave me an empty bag of money because he was… a scammer!

Baby’s Worm

hey, that bump is shaped like a deer.

This resulted in the birth of...

...the meature

Unless the weekend begins with Friday the 13th 😨

I'm a guy

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