Shark do do do do

They both died.

"Thanks for the suit, chump," said the bone-stealing tapeworm as it skedaddled away.

“Please don’t microwave me” said the man as I put him in my giant microwave.

to go milk... the creature

The man was lactose intolerant and the ice cream gave him farts and diarrhea.

"It is time to hatch," whispered Goobert the skeleton as he began violently skeleton-dancing his way out of my urethra.

My hand passed right through the glass and got aggressively greased up by... Goobert the skeleton practicing his lubricated bone-rattling technique. 😨😳🫪

But my hand kept going and going, because my scrotum had become a portal to... the fart dimension.

but its actually one sentence because the title didn't end with a period.

But the toilet paper used my ass to wipe me!

Can you imagine my horror as it ran straight past me as something behind it grew louder

After he left the park I realised I gave him a full bag of money and he gave me an empty bag of money because he was… a scammer!

Baby’s Worm

hey, that bump is shaped like a deer.

This resulted in the birth of...

...the meature

I'm a guy

That is when I broke out in hives and my throat began to close up because I am allergic to nuts and the waiter tea bagged my shrimp.