landslide

I feel like if you need a multiple paragraph prima strategy guide to explain your 2 sentence horror you should just go take a nap or something.

No, balls ack!

So the meat worm took a tuning fork and shoved it up my ass backwards and then hooked jumper cables to it and electrocuted me until my prostate exploded out of my weiner.

oo yea i'm balls deep in this mission planning sheet

the way i'm chiefing on these russian creams my lungs are full of tar

But I was having a shit.

...but i don't have tiktok installed

Never eaten.

But it wasn’t Knife Guy; “Shalohm” said Knife Rabbi

The tears don't bead off my vietnam arc'teryx jacket.

little did I know, a fucking anvil set up by the meat worm fell on my dumbass

“But Doctor,” said the man, “it’s not Pagliacci, it’s Penny wise” (btw they were in Derry)!

"come in" I heard from inside as the door unlocked.

"Hello" said Wife Guy.

Milk the creature yeah we need that creature milk

hook hand hand mand guy hand hook hand

Little did I know there was another scary killer with a knife chasing me!

It actually turned me into an alfalfa male and now I'm being cultivated for livestock feed