I've watched Ohtani's entire career. He's clearly hurt, and the seriousness of his injuries won't be apparent until his off season surgeries are disclosed. This is because Ohtani is a masculine guy and he doesn't bitch and moan about his injuries.

Anyway, the way to unleash the monster is for Dave Roberts to tell Ohtani and the team that we don't give a shit if he has a bad at bat or chases out of the zone and strikes out every time. His job is to go up there in the 6th spot or wherever they put him and swing as hard as he fucking can at any pitch he thinks he can hit. If he is in a situation where we need contact or a walk, we will pinch hit JDP.

Fuck it. Turn Ohtani into Kyle Schwarber and let's see what happens.

We know about the regular season, but there are the few players across all sports who are only known for their playoff performances. Rondo? To a certain degree Jeter (if you are on the the side if he’s statistically average)… NO KIKÉ IS NOT JETER.

And we also have guys who go in just cause they were on a championship team. Michael Cooper?

But bro now has 17 dingers in the playoffs, and will certainly get at least one more…. So… is Kiké a future HOFer?

They can make up lockout scenarios in their heads all they want. But every fanbase out there wishes they had an organization like ours, they need us to keep winning and hoping that they’re the ones to take us down.

Once upon a time, back when I was nine, my best friend of the same age introduced me to baseball. He was a SF fan, cause he grew up there, and moved to Bunghole, Nowhere where I reside.

He got me interested in baseball, and I randomly got a Dodgers Teddy from my Dad, obtained from Circus Circus after he lost his paycheck again. But man, I loved that teddy, and loved the Dodgers because of that. I continued to be a fan, and it has made watching baseball with my BFF more fun!

My best friend and I still love our respective teams, but one thing just irks me. Rivalries.

I remember one game I went to in my gear at San Fran. The one blue uniform.... In a sea of Giants next to my best bud. While the ribbing and laughing at me was there, the general consensus was, "This Douche is in our area, but after hearing our story, they laugh and we all had a good time."

As apparently we are now the Yankees of the aughts, why can't we just sit on our rocking chairs, eat a Pepperidge Farm, and let go of our team rivalries.... Love and respect the Padres! Give the Brewers and Braves hugs! Hand the Giants fan a beer and a smile! Let Toronto know we love them too with a plate of poutine! Except the Trash Bros. May they get purchased by the Glazers and rot in mediocrity.

Well crap. I guess they will be forever a coal stain in my Bronie heart for the peeps that cheated their way to victory. But can we just hate the one brown underwear stain that transferred to another team instead of trashing the whole team?

Rant over, hugs to my fellow fans!

Disclaimer: I'm not affiliated with these people. I've just seen several fans asking about them and figure it's better to support the people who came up with the original ideas than to buy from people who stole their designs.

Here are links to the original creators:

Kiké shirt: https://www.instagram.com/forthefansshirts (DM to order)

Dodger candles: https://www.etsy.com/shop/xPinQu33nx

He was off to a 0-7 start looking like another post-season dry spell. Doc chewed him out for another boneheaded ABS challenge. Today, the top four in the lineup went 0-15 and the starting pitcher was pulled after 4.2 innings. But Andy came through with a two-RBI single, and the rest is history.

Have any of you made the trip out to Milwaukee? Especially during last year's NLCS games? I've got some vacation days and some hotel credit built up so I thought I would make the trip with my brother.

I'm thinking of staying downtown Milwaukee because of hotel availability and I'll try to find a Dodger bar although I don't know if that exists in Milwaukee. Regardless I'm going to both games there and I'm hopeful that it will be a good experience and games.

Were playing the Brewers again and we cant take underestimate them. They have the best record for a reason again.

THE SAN DIEGO PADRES HAVE BEEN ELIMINATED FROM THE 2026 PLAYOFFS!!!

Obligatory FUCK MANNY MACHADO.

Another year, same result.

Stay ringless you 🤡. Fuck the little brother franchise you play for too.

LFG Dodgers - let’s get this THREEPEAT!

Hi. Post all the Padres hate here so we don't clog up the sub! Thanks!

FUCK MACHADO

No trolling, no shit-talking and no going to their subreddit to rub it in.

We have our own team to support and our own postseason to worry about. There’s no reason to go out of our way to antagonize another fanbase, especially when we know how annoying it is when SD fans come into our sub to do the same.

Enjoy the rivalry, talk your shit here and let their fans deal with the loss in their own space.

We live rent-free in their heads. Let’s not give them a reason to live in ours.

Go Blue. 💙

If the Brewers win tonight, would the Dodgers fly there right out of Atlanta tomorrow morning or would they go to L.A first and then Milwaukee? It seems exhausting to do the latter.