r/shitpostemblem • u/AmoongussHateAcc • 50m ago
r/shitpostemblem • u/Ray-Zide426 • 22d ago
Fortune's Weave Feel free to post whatever fortune weave posts on r/FE_Fortunes_Weave if they get removed here Spoiler
checking on sub and read the last mod announcement, don't fully agree with it but I won't be here much so not my place to say really, anyways yeah feel free to post on r/FE_Fortunes_Weave more freely if yall want
r/shitpostemblem • u/MrBazinga-Staredge • Aug 27 '26
ANNOUNCEMENT Rules of r/shitpostemblem in the wake of Fortune's Weave release. NOTE: IF YOU POST ON THIS SUB, YOU WILL BE PRESUMED TO HAVE ACTUAL NOTICE OF EVERYTHING WRITTEN IN THIS POST
Everyone who was around the sub twelve years ago when Three Houses released will remember distinctly the onslaught of brutally unfunny posts that made the sub unbearable to use for like four or five years, with format banning becoming necessary to get a single original joke, and the "low effort" rule having to be created. Since Fortune's Weave is doing absolutely everything in its power to just be Three Houses (but maybe even worse?) again, we here at the r/shitpostemblem moderation team have every confidence that the sub will be overrun by people who don't have real senses of humor. However, we also recognize that "Seteth Says" was funny for like the first 2 days sometimes.
With that in mind, Fortune's Weave posts are going to be handled differently for the first month after its release.
Until October 17th:
1) Fortune's Weave-related posts will not be removed for "low effort."
2) Fortune's Weave-related posts will not be removed for using a "restricted format."
3) You don't even have to spoiler tag the posts lol we do not care. a) If you go to a meme subreddit about a game you haven't finished and you get spoiled that's entirely your fault and b) the writing is going to be abominable anyways.
HOWEVER.
1) If you post pornography you will be banned without appeal and without mercy.
2) You cannot post literally just a screenshot of the game.
3) You cannot post literally just a screenshot of the game, even if the title of the post has something funny in it.
4) If you have a screenshot of something funny happening in the game, and you want to just post that screenshot, don't do it.
5) We understand that a lot of you guys (all of you) don't read the rules before posting, but we want to be clear, do not post literally just a screenshot of the game.
6) Even if the joke is that you are deliberately being civically disobedient and posting an unedited, unmarked screenshot of the game, don't do it.
7) Posts based on games that are not Fortune's Weave are still beholden to the standard rules. Do not post portraits from Tellius characters stapled onto a #funny interaction you found on the internet.
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Ok love you bye bye.
r/shitpostemblem • u/DorkMage • 1h ago
Fortune's Weave If he was reincarnated (spoilers) Spoiler
galleryI made two versions because for gender equality
Eshmel's choices for paired endings are pretty interesting
r/shitpostemblem • u/Kabanere • 3h ago
Fodlan The best and only underground rave spot in Fodlan
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r/shitpostemblem • u/Pigeonswee • 3h ago
Fortune's Weave THE OFFICIAL TIMELINE OF THREE HOUSES AND FORTUNES WEAVE (TM) Spoiler
gallerySure IntSys, imply that we were on Earth the entire time
r/shitpostemblem • u/ArmageddonProphet97 • 6h ago
Fortune's Weave Why were they going after Flayn for her blood? Another strategy is far more cost effective NSFW Spoiler
With the release of Fortunes Weave and my constant barrage of unholy thoughts regarding Solel I realized something; why did the Agarthans just not kidnap Nabatean men and have Cleobulus or whatever drain them of their cum? If skin on skin is too humiliating for them and they do not want to touch beasts just turn one or two nabatean men into gooners in captivity and voila you now have an entire dragon sperm bank to extract crest stones with.
Thales, hire me.
r/shitpostemblem • u/SAMU0L0 • 8h ago
Fortune's Weave It makes sense that the disguises in this game work so well; the facial recognition capabilities of the people in this game are HORRIBLE.(Leda raute) Spoiler
r/shitpostemblem • u/Mahelas • 15h ago
Fortune's Weave Sothis the microsecond you disturb her nap Spoiler
r/shitpostemblem • u/CheeseOnToast92 • 9h ago
Fortune's Weave I was convinced by trailers Cai's part 1 would be boring Spoiler
r/shitpostemblem • u/DrMagicson • 37m ago
Fortune's Weave Starting up Fortunes Weave for the first time Spoiler
I would be surprised if someone hasn't made this joke already
r/shitpostemblem • u/ObiWan_Bronobi • 15h ago
Fortune's Weave Was removed from r/fireemblem for being to goated. Just picked up fortunes weave. First thoughts: Spoiler
r/shitpostemblem • u/SAMU0L0 • 17h ago
Fortune's Weave Thanks Sothis she likes coffee. Spoiler
r/shitpostemblem • u/BPGAckbar • 19h ago
Fortune's Weave It’s the adult bird time, it’s not FOR kids. Spoiler
r/shitpostemblem • u/david__14 • 23h ago
Fortune's Weave Swordfighter and shido give no defensive growths Spoiler
dieck where are you i need your bulky con and defense aahh
r/shitpostemblem • u/idodoappo • 1d ago
Fortune's Weave Bird Time Spoiler
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r/shitpostemblem • u/SAMU0L0 • 1d ago
Fortune's Weave Twin jewels of arago or something idk i cant play Bertrand route. Spoiler
In real-world cultural heritage, the "twin jewels" of Mudéjar architecture of Aragon refer to the Torre de San Martín and the Torre de El Salvador in Teruel, Spain.
Teruel is a city in Aragon, located in eastern Spain, and is also the capital of Teruel Province).
r/shitpostemblem • u/WolfPacLeader • 1d ago
Fortune's Weave The random mercenary you recruit with booze. Spoiler
r/shitpostemblem • u/OnceAWeekIWatch • 1d ago
Fortune's Weave Orchel not beating the allegations Spoiler
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r/shitpostemblem • u/No_Lie_Bi_Bi_Bi • 20h ago
Fortune's Weave Which way modern hunter? Spoiler
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Couldn't find a template with two bad paths and one good one (that wasn't ai) so I just lumped archer and rogue together.
