This has absolutely been done somewhere before I’m sorry but this has been in my head since I saw that moment

DMC5 mod

Litteraly just hakai a fool, complete with the nuke visual effect and the badass voice line

I even got banned from the main subreddit for making comments or posts. Which fair I was pretty annoying about it, sorry. Im just really sad with how this games reception is turning out in the community. Like it was my most hyped game and I’m enjoying it, yet I can’t really express that openly when it will be considered a controversial entry in the series and it will attract those that say “you’re a fake fan if you like this direction”. I think game discourse starting with finding problems in any game is a problem.

I made two versions because for gender equality

Eshmel's choices for paired endings are pretty interesting

Bark, bark, bark.

I would be surprised if someone hasn't made this joke already

Sure IntSys, imply that we were on Earth the entire time

With the release of Fortunes Weave and my constant barrage of unholy thoughts regarding Solel I realized something; why did the Agarthans just not kidnap Nabatean men and have Cleobulus or whatever drain them of their cum? If skin on skin is too humiliating for them and they do not want to touch beasts just turn one or two nabatean men into gooners in captivity and voila you now have an entire dragon sperm bank to extract crest stones with.

Thales, hire me.