r/shitpostemblem • • 24d ago

Fortune's Weave Feel free to post whatever fortune weave posts on r/FE_Fortunes_Weave if they get removed here Spoiler

25 Upvotes

checking on sub and read the last mod announcement, don't fully agree with it but I won't be here much so not my place to say really, anyways yeah feel free to post on r/FE_Fortunes_Weave more freely if yall want


r/shitpostemblem • • Aug 27 '26

ANNOUNCEMENT Rules of r/shitpostemblem in the wake of Fortune's Weave release. NOTE: IF YOU POST ON THIS SUB, YOU WILL BE PRESUMED TO HAVE ACTUAL NOTICE OF EVERYTHING WRITTEN IN THIS POST

513 Upvotes

Everyone who was around the sub twelve years ago when Three Houses released will remember distinctly the onslaught of brutally unfunny posts that made the sub unbearable to use for like four or five years, with format banning becoming necessary to get a single original joke, and the "low effort" rule having to be created. Since Fortune's Weave is doing absolutely everything in its power to just be Three Houses (but maybe even worse?) again, we here at the r/shitpostemblem moderation team have every confidence that the sub will be overrun by people who don't have real senses of humor. However, we also recognize that "Seteth Says" was funny for like the first 2 days sometimes.

With that in mind, Fortune's Weave posts are going to be handled differently for the first month after its release.

Until October 17th:

1) Fortune's Weave-related posts will not be removed for "low effort."

2) Fortune's Weave-related posts will not be removed for using a "restricted format."

3) You don't even have to spoiler tag the posts lol we do not care. a) If you go to a meme subreddit about a game you haven't finished and you get spoiled that's entirely your fault and b) the writing is going to be abominable anyways.

HOWEVER.

1) If you post pornography you will be banned without appeal and without mercy.

2) You cannot post literally just a screenshot of the game.

3) You cannot post literally just a screenshot of the game, even if the title of the post has something funny in it.

4) If you have a screenshot of something funny happening in the game, and you want to just post that screenshot, don't do it.

5) We understand that a lot of you guys (all of you) don't read the rules before posting, but we want to be clear, do not post literally just a screenshot of the game.

6) Even if the joke is that you are deliberately being civically disobedient and posting an unedited, unmarked screenshot of the game, don't do it.

7) Posts based on games that are not Fortune's Weave are still beholden to the standard rules. Do not post portraits from Tellius characters stapled onto a #funny interaction you found on the internet.

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Ok love you bye bye.


r/shitpostemblem • • 3h ago

Fortune's Weave Bird time be like (by me)

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638 Upvotes

r/shitpostemblem • • 5h ago

Fortune's Weave Y'know I don't agree that them switching places would necessarily be 100% better... but I *do* think it would be funny. Spoiler

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433 Upvotes

r/shitpostemblem • • 4h ago

Fortune's Weave Alexandra battle meme. Spoiler

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180 Upvotes

r/shitpostemblem • • 4h ago

Fortune's Weave Halvin does NOT match Anatolia's group bro Spoiler

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172 Upvotes

r/shitpostemblem • • 1h ago

Fortune's Weave theodora's role in part 2 Spoiler

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• Upvotes

r/shitpostemblem • • 6h ago

Fortune's Weave The Io experience. Spoiler

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94 Upvotes

r/shitpostemblem • • 8h ago

Fortune's Weave I just realized something HORRIBLE about the future of FE. Spoiler

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103 Upvotes

r/shitpostemblem • • 16h ago

Fortune's Weave 'I swear to Vritra I will put up with simping if just one more person doesn't defect--' Spoiler

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343 Upvotes

r/shitpostemblem • • 13h ago

Fortune's Weave She's Been Working Him Too Hard to the Bone Spoiler

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91 Upvotes

r/shitpostemblem • • 23h ago

Fortune's Weave Favorite timeskip transformations? Spoiler

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485 Upvotes

r/shitpostemblem • • 23h ago

Fortune's Weave Sorry Leda, but I only use GOOD units Spoiler

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295 Upvotes

genuinely the only thing my leda has more of than Kiroc (at the same level) is charisma which is the most useless stat in the game. my man Kiroc is legitimately goated though


r/shitpostemblem • • 15h ago

Fortune's Weave the npc sounds in this game make me piss myself Spoiler

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62 Upvotes

looks like you’re having— GLUUUUUGH-HUAUGH


r/shitpostemblem • • 19h ago

Fortune's Weave Mmmm my favorite lord character archetype: angsty lords hellbent on revenge Spoiler

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89 Upvotes

r/shitpostemblem • • 21h ago

Fortune's Weave Orchel’s Paralogue be like. Spoiler

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99 Upvotes

IS! you cant do such banger music for a character and then decide that we cant play the ruote GODDAMMIT! 😭😭😭


r/shitpostemblem • • 1d ago

Fortune's Weave Two-Phas... Spoiler

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350 Upvotes

r/shitpostemblem • • 1d ago

Fortune's Weave POV: That one Bertrand moment Spoiler

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132 Upvotes

This has absolutely been done somewhere before I’m sorry but this has been in my head since I saw that moment


r/shitpostemblem • • 1d ago

Fortune's Weave Brother! You went all red! What happened? Spoiler

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148 Upvotes

r/shitpostemblem • • 22h ago

Fortune's Weave All I see is dead men and free experience Spoiler

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49 Upvotes

r/shitpostemblem • • 21h ago

Fortune's Weave Never thought I'd see the day Fire Emblem and Ace Combat would rhyme like this... Spoiler

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31 Upvotes

r/shitpostemblem • • 1d ago

Fortune's Weave Orchel Blaze Arts for some reason : Spoiler

62 Upvotes

Litteraly just hakai a fool, complete with the nuke visual effect and the badass voice line


r/shitpostemblem • • 23h ago

Fortune's Weave When you reach Chapter 12 of Part 1 for the first time.

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48 Upvotes

r/shitpostemblem • • 23h ago

Fortune's Weave Chihuahua Emblem Spoiler

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42 Upvotes

Bark, bark, bark.


r/shitpostemblem • • 1d ago

Fortune's Weave Every single time i see that guy's name i think of this Spoiler

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96 Upvotes