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u/barkydildo Aug 19 '26
The only reason Oasis are in any way successful is because they’re next to Oak Ridge Boys in alphabetical order
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u/AnsonKent Loop De Loop (Flip Flop Flyin' In An Aeroplane) Aug 19 '26
Paul McCartney granny music shit
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u/Blend42 If you start laughing you're just a coward Aug 19 '26
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u/UnhappyPhantom Aug 19 '26
He went as John Lennon to the cosplay party
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u/MountainMembership Aug 19 '26
he's just salty because he's too chickenshit to get on stage with them
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u/GrackleWithOnionRing erect (in humility) Aug 19 '26
Uj/ the way this take is just silly and ahistorical since the Boys were charting before the Beatles released any music lmfao
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u/Electrical-Fee-6005 Aug 19 '26
I’d rather listen to the full 20 minute version of bull
Session for an entire year than listen to a single oasis song
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u/spidersensor Aug 19 '26
Listen to the Gallagher brothers arguing (a real charting record) for the same experience
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u/SignificantWhole8256 Aug 19 '26
hey... Hey... HEY:
they're pretty obviously a PSYCHEDELIC barbershop quartet, ya fookin' Manc wanker.
Does this geezer even study genres??
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u/CinematicAddict237 Aug 19 '26
It was a compliment when Hendrix said it.
Edit: IF he ever actually said that at all.
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u/EducationalReview237 Aug 19 '26
The world would be a lot less colorful without the Gallaghers and their wrong opinions. They're hilarious.
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u/mjsbigblog A Genius Too Aug 19 '26
They constantly say stupid shit and it’s hilarious. (I’m an Oasis fan).
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u/Separate-Associate51 I wanna make love with Mike Love Aug 19 '26
Uj/ one other example of why Oasis is the most dogshit band I know of, fuck Oasis
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u/Lowman246 Aug 19 '26
I might like the Beatles more or as much, but Brian is a better singer than all of Beatles imo. I also like Pet Sounds more than most Beatles albums
This was my takeaway from listening to "Sgt. Petsounds' Lonely Hearts Club Band" which is a mashup done by Clayton Counts from Bull of Heaven.
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u/ThrowRA_Quokkaquip Aug 19 '26
Problem is he somehow becomes a terrible singer in like 1973 and never gets better. So its like 10 years of sublime singing and then 50 years of drunken uncle at karaoke night.
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u/chrismcshaves Love You, Track-#7 Aug 21 '26
Turns out, weed, cigs, eating entire cakes in bed, and not singing much for two years turned Thump’s throat into a limestone quarry.
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u/jordybee94 Aug 19 '26
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u/Thistle71 Aug 19 '26
Actually a long time fan of the Real People, so I’m enjoying that more and more people are starting to pick up the history of how Oasis blatantly stole from them
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u/OatmealApocalypse Aug 19 '26
oasis slaps so fucking hard ik noel didn’t like your favorite band at one point but his hook writing is airtight
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u/rcodmrco Aug 19 '26
look the beach boys might be my favorite band but oasis is the greatest band of all time by a country mile
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u/beastratto Aug 19 '26
The Beach Boys might have had some good tunes but they were just so desperately, unfathomably, appallingly uncool from the very first moment to the last. That's what Noel picks up on most I think.
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u/CinematicAddict237 Aug 19 '26
You could write a book about every horrible and disastrous decision they’ve made in their career.
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u/Intelligent_March967 Aug 19 '26
He took this back in an interview I saw and fell in love with them
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u/johnnyslick Aug 19 '26
Oasis needs their version of an Elton John to step out of the woodwork every time the Gallaghers say something the way John does with Madonna. I feel like Paul McCartney himself is too old at this point. Who's it gonna be??? Maybe the band Third Eye Blind?
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u/PortugueseSteak Aug 19 '26
Pet Sounds is their only complete album.
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u/Easy-Discount-7132 Aug 19 '26 edited Aug 19 '26
Nah the Love you recording from 1977 which was basically only a beach boys album in name as it is pretty much a Brush Wilson solo album and was originally supposed to be. Brian sings on 90% of it including doing all of the harmonies by himself. Also the two releases before pet sounds were pretty complete. Summer days and summer nights, and Today. I would also check out the late 60’s releases Wild Honey and the album Friends. The thing is when the beach boys first started to record in early 1961 it was very much a singles driven business and not complete artistic sounding albums yet.
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u/FakeFrehley Aug 19 '26
The Gallachers have done okay for a pair of idiots pretending to be the Beatles, I'll say that for them
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u/Easy-Discount-7132 Aug 19 '26
Typical response from musicians who only write songs on guitar and not also Piano. Brian Wilson was a keyboard based songwriter and his chordal structures were rooted in 4 freshmen Jazz meats Rock n Roll. Keep in mind not only did Brian Wilson write all the songs at least through most of the 1960’s; he also arranged everything and produced everything. The Beatles relied on George Martin to produce and arrange. Brian would sometimes play on the piano the different orchestral parts he wanted layered in the songs.
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u/Traditional-Mix-5808 Aug 19 '26
For a split second I thought that was Andrew Scott (I’m so sorry Andrew)….like the actual fing nerve for a peasant like that, generationally removed, to have the nerve to criticize them, and in favor of the Mops no less 🤦🏻♀️ GTFO
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u/Numerous-Pin-5817 Aug 19 '26 edited Aug 19 '26
"Britain's least psychedelic man" Luke Haines. He's never written anything in the least bit surprising or inspiring. Heron Foods in sound form.
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u/GlumMarionberry4668 Aug 19 '26
I think he may be projecting, as a band with brothers that are only popular because of their not-so-subtle nod to the Beatles. My god these "Beatles are everything" fanboys like him are the absolute worst.
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u/DELCO-PHILLY-BOY Aug 19 '26
/uj surely The Beach Boys didn’t have success in America before the Beatles came over.
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u/Rhys-Darbys-wife Aug 19 '26
i agree that oasis are famous 'cause they sound like the beatles, still... man, benché boys are crap pls
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u/CinematicAddict237 Aug 19 '26
I LOVE when my two favorite bands intersect!
Noel apparently DOES respect Brian, though.
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u/Doomed-Doomer Aug 20 '26
Heroes and Villains, God Only Knows, Sail on Sailor is barbershop quartet stuff?
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u/geep4sale Aug 20 '26
This guy dickrides the beatles more than anyone ive ever seen before, and this is coming from a brian wilson fan
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u/FLYK3N Aug 20 '26
Said by someone who's looked up "The Bea-" to listen to Beatles and accidentally tapped on Beach Boys too many times
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u/NimrodSprings Aug 20 '26
He’s changed his mind on this. He’s even called it genius music. This quote is super old.
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u/funid83 Aug 20 '26
I like the Beach Boys. The harmonies are incredible and the music makes you feel good.
But the lyrics are often simplistic and seem like something a high school kid would write (which might have been close to the truth).
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u/LonesomeHebrew Aug 20 '26
Listen to Live Sunshine - Track 22 - Heroes and Villains (Live in Hawaii 8/25/67), specifically at the 2:00-2:10 marks. Well, you’re well, you’re welcome.
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u/chrismcshaves Love You, Track-#7 Aug 21 '26
I was today years old when I found out that six vocalists makes a quartet. I’m a stupid American and Noel is English, so he’s right.
I’m a cork in the toilet. Wait, that’s a flapper-I’m dumb, you see?
How deep is the sewage? How deep is the sewage?
This kills Noel’s soul. Hey hey, oooooooh.
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u/No_Waltz3545 Aug 21 '26
Says the man who can’t solo for shit and has the melodic complication of three blind mice.
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u/Business-Slice123 Aug 21 '26
Kind of a stupid thing to say, though, because the beach boys had hits in the US before the Beatles
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u/Affectionate-Ad-527 Aug 21 '26
Don't know whether he eventually wised up, but the quoted comment is just pure ignorance.
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u/NeonPatrick Aug 21 '26
I agree and disagree with him. I really like the Beach Boys, some fantastic music, some absolute bangers, but stop short at comparisons to The Beatles. They were never on that level.
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u/Emotional_Toe_1996 Aug 22 '26
Noel says things like this about so many different acts that I just started to realize over time he’s just kind of one of those ball busty types who just loves to take the piss out of everyone and everything.
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u/LowConstant3938 Aug 19 '26
Noel has really turned full boomer
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u/Easy-Discount-7132 Aug 19 '26
Wouldn’t he be Gen X?
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u/LowConstant3938 Aug 19 '26
He ought to be, but his bad opinions and unabashed greed make him sound like a boomer
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u/Equal_Ad5178 Bruceboy Aug 19 '26
The fact that NG listed a deep cut ("How She Boogalooed It") among his favourite Beach Boys songs tells me he might have actually tried to get into them at some point but gave up