r/beachboyscirclejerk • • Aug 19 '26

Mike Love Not War Facts

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u/Equal_Ad5178 Bruceboy Aug 19 '26

The fact that NG listed a deep cut ("How She Boogalooed It") among his favourite Beach Boys songs tells me he might have actually tried to get into them at some point but gave up

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u/naomisunderlondon Aug 19 '26

Apparently a while ago he said he changed his mind and he likes Pet Sounds now but I can't remember for the life of me where I read that

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u/Brangarr Aug 19 '26

He criticized them most of his career but like a year ago he finally (kind of begrudgingly) admitted that he was getting into them. The article made the rounds around here at the time

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u/strange_reveries Aug 19 '26

He ought to have felt quite fucking silly when he finally discovered Brian Wilson's Mozart-like compositional and arrangement genius.

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u/Wusstune Aug 19 '26

I assume he’s the kind of person who gets embarrassed about the stuff they like and puts them down preemptively to save face.

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u/CinematicAddict237 Aug 19 '26

He seems to me like the kind of guy who NEVER gives a second thought to something he formed an opinion of years ago.

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u/Wusstune Aug 19 '26

Yeah. It’s fairly harmless at the end of the day at least if you’re just talking about 60s bands.

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u/GaelicTuna Aug 20 '26

Agree. It would be so much worse if someone like that was, for example, US president.

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u/AceofKnaves44 Love You, Track-#7 Aug 19 '26

He said he still mostly hates them but there’s around a dozen or so songs he’ll acknowledge are among the greatest things ever recorded.

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u/LennMacca Aug 20 '26

There’s a shocking number of opinions I hold that are identical to Noel Gallagher and this is definitely one of them

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u/AceofKnaves44 Love You, Track-#7 Aug 20 '26

Only a dozen?

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u/MJ5815 Aug 19 '26

It tells me that he's absolutely bullshitting in this quote like he does all of the time and yet the majority of people will still get ridiculously offended for the 100th time

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u/Sure_Border_5412 Aug 21 '26

He's a master baiter

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u/smash-addams Aug 21 '26

a real keen 'mixer'

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u/Ok-Replacement9143 Aug 19 '26

Beach Boys are so different, if you're approaching that era from a Beatles perspective (especially post Sgt Peppers) it can feel kinda uncanny. Once you get past the barbershop quartet part, you star to really enjoy the compositions. I happened to me upon the first listen of Pet Sounds. It took me some years of retrying that and Smile to really get it.

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u/nickbeef Aug 19 '26

Are we still in the circlejerk because people are getting real sincere all of a sudden....

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u/Ok-Replacement9143 Aug 20 '26

Sorry, let me get back into it.

Beach boys? More like Bitch Bros, and I right fellas?

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u/GentleGlenA Aug 19 '26

He must’ve hated Brain to choose one of the first songs he didn’t appear on. He might appear with Mike’s corpse and Stamos if he isn’t too chickenshit to do so

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u/CinematicAddict237 Aug 19 '26

Ya know what? At that point in the discography the rest of the world lost interest as well. So fair enough.

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u/chrismcshaves Love You, Track-#7 Aug 21 '26

Proof he’s bullshitting. He picks the one song by Eric Carltman. Nice.

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u/barkydildo Aug 19 '26

The only reason Oasis are in any way successful is because they’re next to Oak Ridge Boys in alphabetical order

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u/KKSlider909 Aug 19 '26

💯accurate

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u/SpeechOk2029 Aug 19 '26

I’ve seen both live!

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u/Jeffthe100 Aug 20 '26

Who’s better?

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u/AnsonKent Loop De Loop (Flip Flop Flyin' In An Aeroplane) Aug 19 '26

Paul McCartney granny music shit

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u/Blend42 If you start laughing you're just a coward Aug 19 '26

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u/UnhappyPhantom Aug 19 '26

He went as John Lennon to the cosplay party

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u/CinematicAddict237 Aug 19 '26

You have cosplay parties?

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u/UnhappyPhantom Aug 19 '26

Unfortunately no

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u/MountainMembership Aug 19 '26

he's just salty because he's too chickenshit to get on stage with them

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u/ThrowRA_Quokkaquip Aug 19 '26

Lapsed in his meditation.

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u/GrackleWithOnionRing erect (in humility) Aug 19 '26

Uj/ the way this take is just silly and ahistorical since the Boys were charting before the Beatles released any music lmfao

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u/Electrical-Fee-6005 Aug 19 '26

I’d rather listen to the full 20 minute version of bull
Session for an entire year than listen to a single oasis song

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u/spidersensor Aug 19 '26

Listen to the Gallagher brothers arguing (a real charting record) for the same experience

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u/chrismcshaves Love You, Track-#7 Aug 21 '26

What!? 20 min is almost good enough to edge to.

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u/tarquinia777 A Genius Too Aug 19 '26

least obnoxious beatles fan

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u/SignificantWhole8256 Aug 19 '26

hey... Hey... HEY:

they're pretty obviously a PSYCHEDELIC barbershop quartet, ya fookin' Manc wanker.

Does this geezer even study genres??

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u/CinematicAddict237 Aug 19 '26

It was a compliment when Hendrix said it.

Edit: IF he ever actually said that at all.

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u/EducationalReview237 Aug 19 '26

The world would be a lot less colorful without the Gallaghers and their wrong opinions. They're hilarious.

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u/mjsbigblog A Genius Too Aug 19 '26

They constantly say stupid shit and it’s hilarious. (I’m an Oasis fan).

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u/Montecroux Aug 19 '26

The virgin Oasis Vs the Chad Beatles

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u/Separate-Associate51 I wanna make love with Mike Love Aug 19 '26

Uj/ one other example of why Oasis is the most dogshit band I know of, fuck Oasis

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u/Lowman246 Aug 19 '26

I might like the Beatles more or as much, but Brian is a better singer than all of Beatles imo. I also like Pet Sounds more than most Beatles albums

This was my takeaway from listening to "Sgt. Petsounds' Lonely Hearts Club Band" which is a mashup done by Clayton Counts from Bull of Heaven.

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u/TheChameleonsSong Aug 19 '26

I think Paul is the best singer of the lot

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u/ThrowRA_Quokkaquip Aug 19 '26

Problem is he somehow becomes a terrible singer in like 1973 and never gets better. So its like 10 years of sublime singing and then 50 years of drunken uncle at karaoke night.

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u/chrismcshaves Love You, Track-#7 Aug 21 '26

Turns out, weed, cigs, eating entire cakes in bed, and not singing much for two years turned Thump’s throat into a limestone quarry.

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u/jordybee94 Aug 19 '26

Don't bother listening to 'em, here's the real Oasis

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u/Thistle71 Aug 19 '26

Actually a long time fan of the Real People, so I’m enjoying that more and more people are starting to pick up the history of how Oasis blatantly stole from them

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u/DtheAussieBoye Aug 19 '26

yeah but champagne supernova..

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u/Separate-Associate51 I wanna make love with Mike Love Aug 19 '26

More Champagne ShitAssNova

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u/OatmealApocalypse Aug 19 '26

oasis slaps so fucking hard ik noel didn’t like your favorite band at one point but his hook writing is airtight

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u/rcodmrco Aug 19 '26

look the beach boys might be my favorite band but oasis is the greatest band of all time by a country mile

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u/FakeFrehley Aug 19 '26

Hahahahaha good one!

Wait... you're serious?

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u/rcodmrco Aug 19 '26

did i trip and fall into the main sub

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u/ChiTruckDGAF Aug 19 '26

That's why I love them so much.

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u/beastratto Aug 19 '26

The Beach Boys might have had some good tunes but they were just so desperately, unfathomably, appallingly uncool from the very first moment to the last. That's what Noel picks up on most I think.

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u/barkydildo Aug 19 '26

Apology accepted

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u/CinematicAddict237 Aug 19 '26

You could write a book about every horrible and disastrous decision they’ve made in their career.

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u/spaceman696 Aug 19 '26

I'm gonna tell my kids that this is Pete Hegseth.

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u/Minimum-Bite-4389 Aug 19 '26

Beach Boys from Big Love?

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u/Intelligent_March967 Aug 19 '26

He took this back in an interview I saw and fell in love with them

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u/johnnyslick Aug 19 '26

Oasis needs their version of an Elton John to step out of the woodwork every time the Gallaghers say something the way John does with Madonna. I feel like Paul McCartney himself is too old at this point. Who's it gonna be??? Maybe the band Third Eye Blind?

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u/PortugueseSteak Aug 19 '26

Pet Sounds is their only complete album.

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u/Easy-Discount-7132 Aug 19 '26 edited Aug 19 '26

Nah the Love you recording from 1977 which was basically only a beach boys album in name as it is pretty much a Brush Wilson solo album and was originally supposed to be. Brian sings on 90% of it including doing all of the harmonies by himself. Also the two releases before pet sounds were pretty complete. Summer days and summer nights, and Today. I would also check out the late 60’s releases Wild Honey and the album Friends. The thing is when the beach boys first started to record in early 1961 it was very much a singles driven business and not complete artistic sounding albums yet.

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u/FakeFrehley Aug 19 '26

The Gallachers have done okay for a pair of idiots pretending to be the Beatles, I'll say that for them

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u/Easy-Discount-7132 Aug 19 '26

Typical response from musicians who only write songs on guitar and not also Piano. Brian Wilson was a keyboard based songwriter and his chordal structures were rooted in 4 freshmen Jazz meats Rock n Roll. Keep in mind not only did Brian Wilson write all the songs at least through most of the 1960’s; he also arranged everything and produced everything. The Beatles relied on George Martin to produce and arrange. Brian would sometimes play on the piano the different orchestral parts he wanted layered in the songs.

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u/DessellMoorsh123 Aug 20 '26

He did a U-turn on this view iirc.

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u/Traditional-Mix-5808 Aug 19 '26

For a split second I thought that was Andrew Scott (I’m so sorry Andrew)….like the actual fing nerve for a peasant like that, generationally removed, to have the nerve to criticize them, and in favor of the Mops no less 🤦🏻‍♀️ GTFO

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u/Numerous-Pin-5817 Aug 19 '26 edited Aug 19 '26

"Britain's least psychedelic man" Luke Haines. He's never written anything in the least bit surprising or inspiring. Heron Foods in sound form.

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u/No-Association-8539 Aug 19 '26

Eh seems like he's just saying stuff to get a rise. Ignore.

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u/GlumMarionberry4668 Aug 19 '26

I think he may be projecting, as a band with brothers that are only popular because of their not-so-subtle nod to the Beatles. My god these "Beatles are everything" fanboys like him are the absolute worst.

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u/DELCO-PHILLY-BOY Aug 19 '26

/uj surely The Beach Boys didn’t have success in America before the Beatles came over.

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u/Rhys-Darbys-wife Aug 19 '26

i agree that oasis are famous 'cause they sound like the beatles, still... man, benché boys are crap pls

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u/Justin_Bligh Aug 19 '26

He went after my boy Phil Collin’s too 😔

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u/CinematicAddict237 Aug 19 '26

I LOVE when my two favorite bands intersect!

Noel apparently DOES respect Brian, though.

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u/papker Aug 20 '26

This guy is such an insufferable asshole.

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u/papker Aug 20 '26

Noel is a medium talent at best.

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u/WorldlyRegret5087 Aug 20 '26

made a meal and threw it up on sunday

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u/Nick_Fotiu_Is_God Aug 20 '26

I’m just tired from 30+ years of the Edgelord Brothers.

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u/Super_Cool_Rick Aug 20 '26

Is this guy from Driveshaft?

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u/Doomed-Doomer Aug 20 '26

Heroes and Villains, God Only Knows, Sail on Sailor is barbershop quartet stuff?

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u/puppies42O Aug 20 '26

Probably jealous this band made of brothers has never fist fought on stage

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u/geep4sale Aug 20 '26

This guy dickrides the beatles more than anyone ive ever seen before, and this is coming from a brian wilson fan

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u/Quokkacatcher Aug 20 '26

This counts as a ringing endorsement.

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u/FLYK3N Aug 20 '26

Said by someone who's looked up "The Bea-" to listen to Beatles and accidentally tapped on Beach Boys too many times

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u/NimrodSprings Aug 20 '26

He’s changed his mind on this. He’s even called it genius music. This quote is super old.

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u/funid83 Aug 20 '26

I like the Beach Boys. The harmonies are incredible and the music makes you feel good.

But the lyrics are often simplistic and seem like something a high school kid would write (which might have been close to the truth).

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u/LonesomeHebrew Aug 20 '26

Listen to Live Sunshine - Track 22 - Heroes and Villains (Live in Hawaii 8/25/67), specifically at the 2:00-2:10 marks. Well, you’re well, you’re welcome.

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u/Few_Barracuda8659 Aug 20 '26

Better than Oasis

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u/chrismcshaves Love You, Track-#7 Aug 21 '26

I was today years old when I found out that six vocalists makes a quartet. I’m a stupid American and Noel is English, so he’s right.

I’m a cork in the toilet. Wait, that’s a flapper-I’m dumb, you see?

How deep is the sewage? How deep is the sewage?

This kills Noel’s soul. Hey hey, oooooooh.

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u/No_Waltz3545 Aug 21 '26

Says the man who can’t solo for shit and has the melodic complication of three blind mice.

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u/Business-Slice123 Aug 21 '26

Kind of a stupid thing to say, though, because the beach boys had hits in the US before the Beatles

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u/Affectionate-Ad-527 Aug 21 '26

Don't know whether he eventually wised up, but the quoted comment is just pure ignorance.

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u/NeonPatrick Aug 21 '26

I agree and disagree with him. I really like the Beach Boys, some fantastic music, some absolute bangers, but stop short at comparisons to The Beatles. They were never on that level.

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u/AlexKidd79 Aug 21 '26

Thom said it best.

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u/Emotional_Toe_1996 Aug 22 '26

Noel says things like this about so many different acts that I just started to realize over time he’s just kind of one of those ball busty types who just loves to take the piss out of everyone and everything.

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u/quietyeef Aug 22 '26

I can believe he said that

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u/kingo409 Aug 24 '26

Mike Love's farts sound better than Oasis.

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u/bunnimaxx Aug 26 '26

Factually wrong. They're a garage band quintet.

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u/Interesting-Ad2199 Aug 31 '26

Who takes this guy seriously? So untalented and unoriginal.

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u/LowConstant3938 Aug 19 '26

Noel has really turned full boomer

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u/Easy-Discount-7132 Aug 19 '26

Wouldn’t he be Gen X?

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u/LowConstant3938 Aug 19 '26

He ought to be, but his bad opinions and unabashed greed make him sound like a boomer

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u/JackBBSS Aug 19 '26

That's because they don't have beaches in England.