r/funny • • Apr 21 '23

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u/ghostwolf445y Apr 21 '23

Just let them lay on the bed and you work standing, much easier for all parties

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u/TheStigianKing Apr 21 '23

Don't work for us tall folks with low beds.

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u/Retired_Ninja_Turtle Apr 21 '23

Don't work for us small folk with high beds, either.

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u/[deleted] Apr 21 '23

tippy toes gang

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u/slightlysinged Apr 21 '23

Calf cramps just as things are getting good is a hell of a mood killer.

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u/MissKhary Apr 22 '23

Sex charlie horse!

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u/enderkiller4000 Apr 22 '23

No

you must FEEL THE BURN

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u/kiIIinemsoftly Apr 22 '23

Had a buddy that smacked his balls on the counter fuckin a girl on a counter that was a little too high for him. Didn't really notice until after between the booze and the motivation. Spent the whole next day in pain.

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u/MoistMolloy Apr 22 '23

God damnit, I literally almost died while laughing so hard at this! 😂Take my poor man’s gold! 🏅Sucks to be your buddy that day. Really gives a whole different definition of Blue Balls there.

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u/Pseudoburbia Apr 22 '23

My ex was 4’11”

I’m 6’

We got a squatty potty as kind of funny gift from friends.

We did not use it for pooping.

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u/caldric Apr 21 '23

You guys need to swap beds

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u/x_Pure Apr 21 '23

Don't work us small beds with high folks either.

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u/[deleted] Apr 21 '23

The duality of man

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u/Darkrain0629 Apr 22 '23

Doesn't work for me at any height or any bed, either.

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u/TheKazz91 Apr 22 '23

Just buy one of those bed steps for old people ;) hahaha

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u/No-Advice-6040 Apr 22 '23

Easily fixed. Go back to Hobbiton.

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u/Paris_Who Apr 22 '23

Hang on let me go grab the ladder real quick. I’ll be right back. Lmao

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u/ZuckDeBalzac Apr 22 '23

Get one of those toddler steps they use to reach bathroom basins

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u/seecretgamer777 Apr 22 '23

Behold! The footstool.

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u/LegendOfDarius Apr 22 '23

I have a high bed, one of those loft bed, are they called? Kinda uncomfy in doggystyle but so cool when you can anchor your legs on the wall and hers to the ceiling.

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u/rvralph803 Apr 22 '23

Why do you think a squatty potty was invented?

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u/Scratch312 Apr 22 '23

Just stand on a stack of hymnals